Intro:
-I wanna talk to you-
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-The last time we talked, Mr Smith, you reduced me to tears.
I promise you that won't happen again-
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Do I attract you?
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Do I repulse you with my queasy smile?
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am I too dirty? am I too flirty?
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Do I like what you like?
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I could be wholesome; I could be loathsome
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I guess I’m a little bit shy
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Why don’t you like me? Why don’t you like me?
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Without making me try?
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I try to be like Grace Kelly
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But all her looks were too sad
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So I tried a little Freddie
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I’ve gone identity mad!
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I could be brown, I could be blue
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I could be violet sky
I could be hurtful
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I could be purple
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I could be anything you like
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Gotta be green, gotta be mean
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Gotta be everything more
Why don’t you like me?
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Why don’t you like me?
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Why don’t you walk out the door!
-Getting angry doesn't solve anything-
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How can I help it, How can I help it
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How can I help what you think?
Hello my baby
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Hello my baby
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Putting my life on the brink
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Why don’t you like me, why don’t you like me
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Why don’t you like yourself?
Should I bend over?
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Should I look older just to be put on the shelf?
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I tried to be like Grace Kelly
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But all her looks were too sad
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So I tried a little Freddie
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I’ve gone identity mad
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I could be brown, I could be blue
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I could be violet sky
I could be hurtful
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I could be purple
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I could be anything you like
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Gotta be green, gotta be mean
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Gotta be everything more
Why don’t you like me?
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Why don’t you like me?
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Why don’t you walk out the door!
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Say what you want to satisfy yourself
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But you only want what everybody else says you should want
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You want
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I could be brown, I could be blue
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I could be violet sky
I could be hurtful
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I could be purple
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I could be anything you like
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Gotta be green, gotta be mean
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Gotta be everything more
Why don’t you like me?
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Why don’t you like me?
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Why don’t you walk out the door!
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I could be brown, I could be blue
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I could be violet sky
I could be hurtful
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I could be purple
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I could be anything you like
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Gotta be green, gotta be mean
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Gotta be everything more
Why don’t you like me?
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Why don’t you like me?
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Why don’t you walk out the door!
Outro:
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-Humprey, we’re leaving-
-Kaching!-