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I'm a famous clown in a flower crown,
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My friends are dictated by similar subscriber counts,
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My channel takes you through my bedroom routine,
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It's just between you and me, and 100,000 other tweens
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Don't care for money, don't care about the fame,
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I'm just collabing with my friends, though I only know their screen names,
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After five minutes a week you think you know me offline,
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I exploit fandoms for a bottom line
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I conjure fame with challenge vids and,
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I play drinking games to target kids and,
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And I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell- -Weeeee!-
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Welcome, welcome to the YouTube Culture, the YouTube cult
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Hey guys I'm on tour, so tug on mommy's hair,
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If she pays 200 bucks you can meet and greet a millionaire,
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H-h-hoping down to town on my first class flight,
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Which you kinda payed for when you bought my book I didn't write
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Youtubers had morals back in twenty-eleven,
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More virgins were at VidCon then in al-Qaeda heaven,
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Now we're snorting lines of cinnamon, copycat cashing in,
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Quality to quantity, it's Kubrick to Kardashian
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I idolize your idle eyes and,
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I'm monetizing kissing guys and,
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I won't come out the closet till I've got something to sell about it - -Wooo!-
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Welcome, welcome to my YouTube lifestyle, YouTube Lie,
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Welcome, welcome to the YouTube Culture, the YouTube cult
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There's a mystery to being at the top,
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People think I'm devine, oooooooo
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But the truth is,
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We're not heroes,
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we just play some online
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I'm like Hercules or Thor with a slightly slimmer bod
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'Cause yeah, I'm just a normal guy but also I'M a god
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So I didn't write my book - Jesus didn't write the Bible
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I spread my message through the world with 12 -year old- disciples
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I got more slave followers than Moses at the Red Sea
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They purchase my biography despite the fact I'm 23
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So, love me and I'll love you more,
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'Cause I love the way you love me, my church is a merch store
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And I'm privileged, white, and rich, and male, and
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Yoooooooou are not - so worship at my YouTube sale
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I put the "I" in "defy" and suddenly you deify me
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Welcome, welcome to the YouTube Sensation, the YouTube Sin,
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Welcome, welcome to my YouTube Lifestyle, YouTube Lie,
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Welcome, welcome na-na
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Welcome, welcome na-na
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Welcome, welcome, I said-a welcome to the YouTube Cult! Cheers!