Biography:
Flight of the Conchords is a Grammy award-winning folk/pop/comedy duo comprised of Bret McKenzie formerly of The Black Seeds, Video Kid, and The Wellington International Ukulele Orchestra fame and Jemaine Clement formerly of The Humourbeasts, who met in 1998 while studying film and theatre in Wellington, New Zealand. Billing themselves as "New Zealand's fourth most popular guitar-based digi-bongo acapella-rap-funk-comedy folk duo", the group uses a combination of witty banter and acoustic guitars to work the audience.
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Other songs:
- A Kiss Is Not A Contract
- Albi The Racist Dragon
- Angels
- Bret You Got It Going On
- Bus Drivers Song
- Business Time
- Carol Brown
- Father And Son
- Friends
- Hiphopopotamus Vs. Rhymenoceros
- Hurt Feelings
- I'm Not Crying
- If You're Into It
- Jenny
- Leggy Blonde
- Most Beautiful Girl In The Room
- Pencils In The Wind Tape Of Love
- Petrov, Yelyena, And Me
- Sellotape
- Sugalumps
- The Humans Are Dead
- The Most Beautiful Girl In The Room
- Think About It
- Think About It Think Think About It
- You Don't Have To Be A Prostitute
- Leggy Blonde (feat. Rhys Darby)
- The Most Beautiful Girl
- A Gender Reversal Reversal
- Albi
- Bowie
- Bret You Got It Goin On
- Dreams
- Feel Inside And Stuff Like That
- Femident Toothpaste
- Foux Da Fa Fa
- Frodo
- Goodbye Leggy Blonde
- Hiphop
- Hiphopopotamus Vs Rhymenoceros
- Humans Are Dead
- I Told You I Was Freaky
- If Youre Into It
- Im Not Crying
- Inner City Pressure
- Kissing
- Ladies Of The World
- Love Is Your Weapon Of Choice
- Mermaids
- Mutha Uckas
- Nothin Wrong
- Petrov Yelyena And Me
- Prince Of Parties
- Rambling Through The Avenues Of Time
- Robots
- Sellotape Chords
- Sexy Flower
- Song For Epileptic Dogs
- Song For Sally
- Tape Of Love
- Theme Song
- Too Many Dicks On The Dance Floor
- Were Both In Love With A Sexy Lady
- Who Likes To Rock The Party
- You Dont Have To Be A Prostitute
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Intro: Gm Eb Bb F
Some people say that rappers don’t have feelings
We have feelings. -We have feelings-
Some people say that we are not rappers. -We’re rappers.-
That hurts our feelings.
-Hurts our feelings when you say we’re not rappers.-
Some people say that rappers are invincible
We’re vincible. -We’re vincible.-
What you are about to hear are true stories
-Real experiences-
Autobiographical raps.
Things that happened to us, All true
Bring the rhyme!
Gm
I make a meal for my friends,
Try to make it delicious,
Eb
Try to keep it nutritious,
Create wonderful dishes.
Bb
Not one of them thinks about the way I feel
F
Nobody compliments the meal
Gm Eb Bb
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
I feel like a prize xxxxxxx
F
No one even mentions my casserole.
Gm Eb Bb
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings.
F
You coulda said something nice about my profiteroles
Gm
Here’s a little story to bring a tear to your eye,
Eb
I was shopping for a wetsuit to scuba dive,
Bb
But every suit I tried is too big around the thighs,
F
And the assistant suggested I try a ladies’ size
Gm Eb Bb
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
F
I’m not gonna wear a ladies’ wetsuit I’m a man!
Gm Eb Bb
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
F
Get me a small man’s wetsuit, please
Gm
It’s my birthday, 2003
Eb Bb
Waitin’ for a call from my family
F -mute-
They forgot about me
Gm Eb Bb
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
F
The day after my birthday is not my birthday, Mum
Gm
I call my friends and say, “Let’s go into town,”
Eb
But they’re all too busy to go into town
Bb
So I go by myself, I go into town
F
Then I see all my friends, they’re all in town
Gm Eb Bb
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings.
F
They’re all lined up to watch that movie “Maid in Manhattan.”
Gm
Have you ever been told that your ass is too big?
Eb
Have you ever been asked if your hair is a wig?
Bb
Have you ever been told you’re mediocre in bed?
F
Have you ever been told you’ve got a weird-shaped head?
Gm
Has your family ever forgotten you and driven away?
Eb
Once again, they forgot about J
Bb
Were you ever called “homo” ‘cuz at school you took drama?
F
Have you ever been told that you look like a llama?
Gm Eb
Tears of a rapper -tears of a rapper-,
Bb
I’m crying tears of a rapper
Tears of a rapper
Some people say that rappers don’t have feelings
We have feelings. -We have feelings-
Some people say that we are not rappers. -We’re rappers.-
That hurts our feelings.
-Hurts our feelings when you say we’re not rappers.-
Some people say that rappers are invincible
We’re vincible. -We’re vincible.-
What you are about to hear are true stories
-Real experiences-
Autobiographical raps.
Things that happened to us, All true
Bring the rhyme!
Gm
I make a meal for my friends,
Try to make it delicious,
Eb
Try to keep it nutritious,
Create wonderful dishes.
Bb
Not one of them thinks about the way I feel
F
Nobody compliments the meal
Gm Eb Bb
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
I feel like a prize xxxxxxx
F
No one even mentions my casserole.
Gm Eb Bb
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings.
F
You coulda said something nice about my profiteroles
Gm
Here’s a little story to bring a tear to your eye,
Eb
I was shopping for a wetsuit to scuba dive,
Bb
But every suit I tried is too big around the thighs,
F
And the assistant suggested I try a ladies’ size
Gm Eb Bb
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
F
I’m not gonna wear a ladies’ wetsuit I’m a man!
Gm Eb Bb
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
F
Get me a small man’s wetsuit, please
Gm
It’s my birthday, 2003
Eb Bb
Waitin’ for a call from my family
F -mute-
They forgot about me
Gm Eb Bb
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
F
The day after my birthday is not my birthday, Mum
Gm
I call my friends and say, “Let’s go into town,”
Eb
But they’re all too busy to go into town
Bb
So I go by myself, I go into town
F
Then I see all my friends, they’re all in town
Gm Eb Bb
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings.
F
They’re all lined up to watch that movie “Maid in Manhattan.”
Gm
Have you ever been told that your ass is too big?
Eb
Have you ever been asked if your hair is a wig?
Bb
Have you ever been told you’re mediocre in bed?
F
Have you ever been told you’ve got a weird-shaped head?
Gm
Has your family ever forgotten you and driven away?
Eb
Once again, they forgot about J
Bb
Were you ever called “homo” ‘cuz at school you took drama?
F
Have you ever been told that you look like a llama?
Gm Eb
Tears of a rapper -tears of a rapper-,
Bb
I’m crying tears of a rapper
Tears of a rapper
Flogging Molly
Flop Floppy
Flopa Manza Mini (...)
Flora Baza Quan
Flora Cash
Flume
Flumpool
Fly Project
Flyleaf
Fm Belfast