Verse 1:
B Db
These are your good years.
Abm E
Don't take my advice.
B Db Abm E
You never wanted the nice boys anyway...
B Db
And I'm of good cheer.
Abm E
'Cause I've been checking my list,
B Db Abm
The gifts you're receiving from me,
E
Will be...
E/G Abm
One awkward silence.
E
And two hopes.
E/G Abm
You cry yourself to sleep,
E
Staying up, waiting by the phone.
E/G Abm
And all I want this year,
E E/G Abm
Is for you to dedicate your last breathe to me.
E Em
Before you bury yourself alive...
Chorus:
B F/B E Gb
Don't come home for Christmas.
B F/B E
You're the last thing I wanna see.
Gb B F/B E Gb
Underneath the tree.
E
Merry Christmas,
Em
I could care less.
-Repeat Intro Chords-
Verse 2:
B Db Abm
Happy New Years baby.
E
You owe me,
B Db Abm E
The best gift I will ever ask for.
B Db Abm E
Don't call me up, when the snow comes down.
B Db Abm E
It's the only thing I want this year.
E/G Abm
One awkward silence.
E
And two hopes.
E/G Abm
You cry yourself to sleep,
E
Staying up, waiting by the phone.
E/G Abm
And all I want this year,
E E/G Abm
Is for you to dedicate your last breathe to me.
E Em
Before you bury yourself alive...
Chorus:
B F/B E Gb
Don't come home for Christmas.
B F/B E
You're the last thing I wanna see.
Gb B F/B E Gb
Underneath the tree.
E
Merry Christmas,
Em
I could care less.
Final Chorus:
C E/A F G
Don't come home for Christmas.
C E/A F
You're the last thing I wanna see
G C E/A F G
Underneath the tree.
Fmaj
Merry Christmas,
F
I could care less. -x2-