G C G
Our little dog is six years old and he's smart as any damn kid
A D
But when you mention the V E T he damn near flips his lid
G C G
Words like S H O T shot or W O R M worm
C G D G
These are words which make him S Q U I R M squirm
G C G
His Q U A R A N T I N E starts today
A D
Coz he bit the V E T and then he ran away
G C G
He caused me and my wife to have a big fight and then both of them bit me
C G D G
And that's why I am gonna get a D I V O R C E
G C G
She shouted get him Rover and he jumped over and bit my L E G
A D
She sank her teeth in my B U M and called me an effin C
G C G
Well I'm telling you that was my cue to get O F F -ski
C G D G
And I'm going down to the town tonight to get a new B I R D
G C G
Oh yes his Q U A R A N T I N E starts today
A D
Both my wife and my wee scabby dog will soon be hauled away
G C G
That's why I spell out all these words so as my dog can't hear
C G D G
Oh I must admit that dog is acting Q U E E R queer
C G D G
Oh I must admit my dog is acting Q U E E R queer