VERSE 1:
Em C G Em
My house is filled with this crap
C G Em
Shows up in- bubble wrap
C G
Most every day
Em D G
What I bought on eBay
CHORUS:
C D G
Tell me why I need another pet rock
C D G
Tell me why I got that Alf alarm clock
C D G
Tell me why I bid on Shatner's old toupee
Em D G
They had it on eBay
VERSE 2:
Em C G
I'll buy buy buy your knick-knack
Em C G
Just check my feedback
Em C G
Ass they all say
Em D G
They love me on eBay
CHORUS:
C D G
Gonna buy a slightly-damaged golf pack
C D G
Gonna buy some Beanie Babies new with tags
C D G
From some guy I've never met in Norway
Em B
Found him on eBay
BRIDGE:
Em Em7
I am the type who is liable to snipe you
C Am D
With two seconds left to go whoa
Em Em7
Got Paypal or Visa whatever'll please ya
Am Dsus4 D
As long as I've got the dough
CHORUS:
C D G
I'll buy your tchotchkes
C D G
Sell me your watch please
C Em
I'll buy I'll buy I'll buy I'll buy
Asus4
I'm highest bidder now
VERSE 3:
Asus4 E A
Yeahhh Junk keeps arriving in the mail
Asus4 E A
From that worldwide garage sale
Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray
Asus4 E A
Hey A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray
F#m E A
Oh yeah I bought it on eBay
CHORUS #2:
Asus4 E A
Wanna buy a PacMan Fever lunchbox
Asus4 E A
Wanna buy a case on vintage tube socks
Asus4 E A
Wanna buy a Kleenex used by Dr Dre Dr Dre
F#m E A
Found it on eBay
CHORUS #2:
Asus4 E A
Wanna buy that Farrah Fawcett poster
Asus4 E A
Pez dispensers and a toaster
Asus4 E A
Don't know why the kind of stuff you'd throw away
Asus4 E A
I'll buy on eBay
OUTRO:
Asus4 E A
What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y