Dm
Well I was on a cruise ship out at sea my fiancée and me
Gm Dm
The ship went down everybody drowned
A A7 Dm
And I was just glad the sea didn't swallow me
Dm
Well I was in distress 'cause my hair was such a mess
Gm Dm
And so I washed up on a beach
A A7 Dm
Nine hungry eyes were staring down at me
Dm Bb Dm
I'm in the middle of the Cannibal Buffet
A Dm
I'm feeling well they like me that way
Gm Dm
See if you really wanna know what's eatin' me
A A7 Dm
It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary
Dm
Oh trouble was afoot - they were eatin' mine
Toein' the party line
Gm Dm
I was startin' to feel these guys are heels
A A7 Dm
But the truth be told these cannibals have got sole
Dm
Hey numbskull look at me I got a bone to pick with thee
Gm Dm
You ain't humerus stop ribbin' me
A A7 Dm
Have a spine bone up on settin' me free
(Chorus)
Bb Dm Bb Dm
Missionaries came to this place
Bb Dm
They taught us manners
A A7 Dm
Now we cannibals always say grace
Thank you Good Lord for this weiner we're about to eat and the
sweet buns we're gonna stick it in
AND THEN WE EAT YOUR FACE
(Last chorus and outro)