Vamp E
And now it's time for silly hold it
And now it's time for silly songs with Scottish Larry
The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly Scottish song
Scooter I can't tell ya how proud I am at this moment
E
I dance on stilts while he knits quilts
nice quilt
B
I sing with simulated Scottish island lilt
ah beautiful
He plays his bagpipes eats haggis melts
(Haggis!)
E
We feel so smart in our red tartan Scottish kilts
sing it lads
A E
In our red tartan kilts
B E
We feel so smart in our red tartan Scottish kilts
Technically you stitch a quilt but otherwise lovely
Verse 2:
Jean Claude Top of ze morning to you
S I'll have you know that's not in Scotland
F
I dance on stilts
excuse me sir
He stitches quilts
what ya doing with a shamrock
C
I sing with simulated Northern Irish lilt
(Irish?)
He plays his whistle
(what?)
Eats salted smelts
that's not on the menu
F
We feel so smart in our green tartan Irish kilts
I have nothing against me Irish mates
Bb F
In our green tartan kilts
C F
We feel so smart in our green tartan Irish kilts
but this is a Scotish song
Verse3:
JC Chip chip cheerio
S Hooh
F#
I dance on stilts he stitches quilts
what are ya doing
Db
I sing with simulated English Cockney lilt
(English?!)
He plays his trumpet
(goh!)
Eats crumpet melts
give me that crumpet
F#
We feel so smart in our St George's English kilts
well ya shouldn't laddies
B F#
In our St George's kilts
no wait
Db F#
We feel so smart in our St George's English kilts
(Ohhh!)
Verse 4:
JC Howdy y'all
S Stop it you you're ruining me moment
G
I dance on stilts he stitches quilts
(American!)
D
I sing with ordinary unaccented lilt
I'm feeling dizzy
He plays his banjo eats cheddar melts
I'm breaking up
G
We feel so smart in our star spangled strip-ed kilts
stop this right now
C G
In our star spangled kilts
let me tell ya
D G
We feel so smart in our star spangled strip-ed kilts
(ahhh)
D G
We feel so smart in our star spangled strip-ed kilts
(ohhh!)
This has been silly songs with Scottish Larry tune in next time to hear Larry say
Larry Just get him some scotch tape and butterscotch he'll be fine
S Ach my bonnie lies over the ocean