And now its time for Silly Songs With Larry The part of the show
where Larry comes out and sings a silly song One day while talking
with Dr Archibald Larry confronts one of his deepest fears
VERSE 1:
C
If my lips ever left my mouth
F
packed a bag and headed south
C G C
that be too bad I'd be so sad
F G
I see That be too bad You'd be so sad
C F C
That'd be too bad Alrighty
D
If my lips said Adios
G
I don't like you I think you're gross
D A D
that be too bad I might get mad
G A
Hmmm That be too bad You might get mad
D G D
That'd be too bad Fascinating
E
If my lips moved to Duluth
A
left a mess and took my tooth
E B E
that be too bad I'd call my dad
A B
Oh Dear That be too bad you'd call your dad
E A E
That'd be too bad
Stop playing
Hold it did you say your father Fascinating
So what you're saying is if your lips left you
A B
That'd be too bad I'd be so sad
E A
I might get mad I'd call my Dad
A B
That'd be too bad That'd be too bad
E A E
That'd be too bad Why
Cause I love my lips
C F C G C F C G C F C
bibi dop beebop beedoh bee and so on
Oh my this is more serious than I thought
Larry what do you see here
Ummm That looks like a lip What about this
It's a lip and this
C
It's a lip It's a lip It's a lip lip lip
G
It's a lip It's a lip It's a lip lip lip
C
It's a lip It's a lip It's a lip lip lip
G C G C
Liiiiiiiiiip lip lip lip
Larry tell me about your childhood
C
When I was just years old
F
I left my lips out in the cold
C G
and they turned blue
C
what could I do
F G
Oh dear They turned blue What could you do
C F C
Oh they turned blue I see
D
On the day I got my tooth
G
I had to kiss my great Aunt Ruth
D A D
She had a beard and it felt weird
G A
My My She had a beard and it felt weird
D G D
She had a beard Oh
E
Ten days after I turned eight
A
got my lips stuck in a gate
E B
my friends all laughed
Strum E while talking
And I just stood there until the fire department came and broke
the lock with a crowbar and I had to spend the next weeks in lip
rehab with this kid named Oscar who got stung by a bee right on
the lip and we couldn't talk to each other until the fifth week cuz
both of our lips were so swollen and when he did start speaking he
just spoke Polish and I only knew like 3 words in Polish except now
I know four because Oscar taught me the word for lip osta
Your friends all laughed Osta How do you spell that
I don't know
So what you're saying is that when you were young
A B
They turned blue what could I do
E A
she had a beard and it felt weird
A B E A E
my friends all laughed osta
I'm confused I Love my Lips
C F C G C F C G C F C
Bidi dop beebop beedoh bee etc
Uh Larry Larry wait Larry Larry
That's that's about enough thank you
This has been silly songs with Larry
Tune in next time to hear Larry say
Have I ever told you how I feel about my nose
Oh look at the time
Ahhhh Bidi bop beebop beedoh boo fade