verse: | G | D/C | G/B | C/E C |
G
Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma
D/C G/B C/EC
I've seen those English dramas too they're cruel
G
So if there's any other way
D/C G/B C/E C
To spell the word it's fine with me with me
C D
Why would you speak to me that way
G Am
Especially when I always said that I
C D
Haven't got the words for you
G Am
All your diction dripping with disdain
C D G
Through the pain I always tell the truth
G
Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma
D/C G/B C/EC
I climbed to Dharamsala too I did
G
I met the highest lama
D/C G/B C/E C
His accent sounded fine to me to me
C D
Check your handbook it's no trick
GAm
Take the chapstick put it on your lips
CD
Crack a smile adjust my tie
G Am
Know your boyfriend unlike other guys
C D
Why would you lie about how much coal you have
G Am
Why would you lie about something dumb like that
C D
Why would you lie about anything at all
G Am
First the window then it's to the wall
C D G
Lil' Jon he always tells the truth
Solo: | G | D/C | G/B | C/E C | 4x
C D
Check your handbook it's no trick
GAm
Take the chapstick put it on your lips
CD
Crack a smile adjust my tie
G Am
Know your butler unlike other guys
C D
Why would you lie about how much coal you have
G Am
Why would you lie about something dumb like that
C D
Why would you lie about anything at all
G Am
First the window then it's through the wall
C D
Why would you tape my conversations
GAm
Show your paintings at the United Nations
C D G
Lil' Jon he always tells the truth