Verse 1:
Cm G#
Uncle Vernon
Cm G#
Uncle Vernon
Cm G# G
Inde-pendent as a hog on ice
Cm G# Cm G#
He's a big-shot down there at the slaughterhouse
Cm G# G Cm
Plays ac-cordion for Mis-ter Weiss
Verse 2:
Fm C#
Uncle Biltmore
Fm C#
And Uncle William
Fm C# C
Made a million during World War II
Fm C#
But they're tightwads
Fm C#
And they're cheapskates
Fm C# C Fm
And they'll never give a dime to you
Interlude:
G#
Verse 3:
Cm G# Cm G#
Auntie Mame has gone in-sane she lives
Cm G# G
In the doorway of an old ho-tel
Cm G#
And the radio
Cm G#
Is playing opera
Cm G# G Cm
All she ever says is go to Hell
Verse 4:
Fm C#
Uncle Violet
Fm C#
Flew as pilot
Fm C# C
And there ain't no pretty girls in France
Fm C# Fm C#
Now he runs a tiny little bookie joint
Fm C# C Fm
They say he never keeps it in his pants
Verse 5:
A#m F# A#m F#
Uncle Bill will never leave a will
A#m F# F
And the tumour is as big as an egg
A#m F# A#m F#
Has a mistress she's Puerto Rican
A#m F# F A#m
And I heard she has a woo-den leg
Interlude:
G#
Verse 6:
Cm G# Cm
Uncle Phil can't live without his pills
G# Cm G# G
He has emphy-sema and he's almost blind
Cm G# Cm G#
And we must find out where the money is
Cm G# G Cm
Get it now before he loses his mind
Verse 7:
Fm C#
Uncle Vernon
Fm C#
Uncle Vernon
Fm C# C
Inde-pendent as a hog on ice
Fm C# Fm C#
He's a big-shot down there at the slaughterhouse
Fm C# C Fm
Plays ac-cordion for Mis-ter Weiss