E
They always want me to explain
D A
How'd you tuck girl
E
Drag queens do it some trans the same
D A D A
We're all tuckers
[Pre-Chorus]
F#5 B
Gender's a mystery
A B
My dick is history
[Chorus]
E
With tuck tape Oooh
C D
Hide your dick and stuff your balls with
E
Tuck tape Oooh
C D
From sack to crack snatch back that cat with
E
Tuck tape Oooh
[Verse 2]
E
It takes a master to create a
D A
True beef curtains
E
Triple A tuck tape never fails
D A D A
That's for certain
[Pre-Chorus]
F#5 B
These bulgy messes
A B
Succeed in dresses
[Chorus]
E
With tuck tape Oooh
C D
Hide your dick and stuff your balls with
E
Tuck tape Oooh
C D
Scrotal skin is real damn thin so
E
Duct tape Oooh no
[Interlude]
C#5
G-G-G-GENDER
B
She sure tried it
A
That bubble gum
E
You can't deny it
D A
WHAT TO DO JUST GRAB ONTO SOME
E
TUCK TAPE Oooh
[Chorus]
E
Tuck tape Oooh
C D
Hide your dick and stuff your balls with
E
Tuck tape Oooh
C D
Grey duct tape is so damn late wear
E
Tuck tape
[Interlude]
C#5
D-D-D-DANGER
B
Watch behind you
A
Your tuck is loose and
E
We can see your balls now Mary
D A
WHAT TO DO JUST GRAB ONTO SOME
[Chorus]
E
Tuck tape Oooh
C D
Can S-V-U report xxxx xxx with
E
Tuck tape Oooh
C D
Your monster mash looks like a gash with
E
Tuck tape Oooh
C D
Your VPL can go to hell with
E
Tuck tape Oooh
[Outro]
C D
Not Ace of Base on cassette tape
C D C E
I'm talkin' 'bout tape that you use to hide your genitals
Okay I think I've got it
C D
Pull this stunt on your boy front
C D
And Donald Trump will grab your
Courtney!
C D
That residue comes off with lube or glue gone
[Talked]
Actually you know I prefer using organic cold-pressed fair trade sustainable gluten-free Kösher non-GMO vegan Halal locally sourced coconut oil I mean coconut oil is just amazing there's nothing you can't do with it I cook with it I pull with it I lube up my body with it if you're in a committed loving safe relationship you can also use it as a
E
Tuck tape