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I always will remember twas a year ago November
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I went out to hunt some deer on a morning bright and clear
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I went and shot the maximum the game laws would allow
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Two game wardens seven hunters and a cow
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I was in no mood to trifle I took down my trusty rifle
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Went out to stalk my prey what a haul I made that day
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I tied them to my fender and I drove them home somehow
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Two game wardens seven hunters and a cow
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The law was very firm it took away my permit
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The worst punishment I ever endured
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It turned out there was a reason cows were out of season
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And one of the hunters wasn't insured
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People ask me how I do it and I say there's nothing to it
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You just stand there looking cute and when something moves you shoot
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And there's ten stuffed heads in my trophy room right now
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Two game wardens seven hunters and a pure-bred guernsey cow