[Verse 1]
E
Call me collect, call me anytime you need to
A E
I'll be waiting there
[Chorus 1]
A F#
If you've got a girlfriend, or a boyfriend
E A
I'll be on the line doing my level best
[Verse 2]
E
Call me an asshole, call me what you want to
A E
I will love you still
E
Call me complaining, I will entertain you
A E
And tell it like it is
[Chorus 2]
A F#
If you start a band, well you can use my van
E A
I'll be in the crowd, doing my level best
E A E
I'll scream with all my might 'cause it's my level best
[Verse 3]
E
Call me divided, call me at your lowest
A E
I will belong to you
E
Call me at midnight, I can talk for hours
A E
Discussing male privilege
[Chorus 3]
A F#
If you are in trouble, something illegal
E A
I'll be at your side, doing my level best
E A E
If it breaks me up inside it's my level best
[Verse 4]
E
Call me with bad news, tell me that you loved her
A E
I will listen to you
[Chorus 4]
A F#
I will catch the next flight for any country
E A
I will risk it all to do my level best
E A
I'd fly the plane myself and do my level best
[Instrumental]
E A E
[Chorus 5]
A F#
If you need a million borrowed by tomorrow
E A
I would rob a bank to do my level best
E A
I'd smuggle in drugs, it's my level best
E A
I would kill a queen, it's my level best
E A
A thousand bright ideas, they're my level best
[Outro]
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