I Don't Want a Valentine
By: Rusty Cage
[Verse 1]
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Well, if you like romance and dinner for two
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Then valentine's day is just perfect for you
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But if you're like the rest of us, then it's really a drag
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Because all of that shit just makes me gag
[Chorus]
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And I don't want a valentine
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Just a fifth of Jack Daniels and a bottle of wine
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Stay at home, just by myself
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With my cat watching Netflix on the couch
[Verse 2]
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Everywhere I look, I see roses and hearts
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And I feel the strong urge to tear them all apart
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And people are desperately flirting, because they know
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That on valentine's day they'll be all alone
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And there's boxes of chocolate and holding hands
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As the lovers all make stupid valentines plans
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Cupid shoots an arrow through the air
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Well I'm single this year, so I really don't care
[Chorus]
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And I don't want a valentine
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Just a fifth of Jack Daniels and a bottle of wine
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Stay at home, just by myself
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With my cat watching Netflix on the couch