F
DAVID:
Bb Bb/D Eb F
I hope this won’t sound impolite
Bb Bb/D C7 F
Or come across as too forthright
Bb Bb/D Eb Ebm
But even though you seem alright, I...
F Bb
Think I’m better than you!
Bb Bb/D Eb F
Now please do keep this thought in mind
Bb Bb/D Eb F
That’s just my personal conviction
Bb Bb/D Eb F
You’re smart and fun, you’re sweet and kind
Bb Bb/D F
I’d call our friendship an addiction
Bb Bb7
Your shoes are shined, your breath dulce
Eb Ebm
But still I find I have to say, I…
Bb Eb F Bb
Think I might be better than you!
B Eb
DANIEL:
Abm
You seem impressed with what you’ve shown
Dbm Abm
But I don’t find it that compelling
Abm
You’ve sung my praise but not your own
Dbm Abm
And well, I think that’s pretty telling
Abm
But while we’re on the subject of
Dbm Ddim
How I’m superb and leagues above, you
Abm Dbm Eb Abm
Ought to know I’m number one
Db Eb Abm
I know that might be hard to swallow
C#m F# B
This hurts you just as much as me
Db Eb/Db Abm
But when this song is sung then you and I’ll know
E Eb Abm
That you’re just a nobody
C F G
DAVID:
C C/E F G
Well friend I don't know what to say
DANIEL:
C C/E F G
Try starting with your resignation
DAVID:
C C/E F G
Let's end this in the finale
DANIEL:
C G
I'm dying from anticipation
DAVID (and DANIEL):
C
You’re really great, but let me state (You've been outdone)
C7
You denigrate and seem to hate (Now I've really won)
F
The fact I’ll break you, abdicate (But it was fun)
F7
Before I can asphyxiate, I... (Your end's begun, and...)
C F G C
Think I might be better than you! (Now I know I'm better than you!)
C F G C
Don’t hate me because it’s true! (And I'll prove it to you, too!)
C C/E F Bb7
Just know, I'm better than.....
(So watch as I identify
The skill to show I qualify
Like keeping up this camp charade
And tricking kids to drink kool-aide
To sacrifice them--)