Rodney Carrington (October 19, 1968 in Longview, Texas) is an American stand-up comic and comic country musician. He was the star of the ABC television sitcom Rodney. Rodney is best known for his acoustic song called "A Letter to My Penis" (sometimes called "Dear, Penis"). Rodney Carrington is a frequent guest on the Bob and Tom show. Some may know him for his song featured on the Bob & Tom show called "Titties and Beer", and "That Awful Day". His numerous albums and stand up performances are often formatted for adult content.
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That awful day By Rodney Carrington Tabbed by Austin "Gravedigger" Harris ([email protected])
E I got home and the door was locked so I tried to ring the bell, I found a little bitty that she had wrote telling me to go to hell. AE B7 I crawled in the window got inside she kicked me in the balls and then I cried, Called a name said I E Lied kicked me again thought I died. AE A Took my clothes set them on fire and hit me with her curling iron. Tried to block it my watch, And B7 then she kicked me in the crouch again. AB7E Yea today's the day my wife met my girlfriend.
E Well I tried to tell her but she did not care thing's weren't what the seemed, She had a on the stove of boiling water and my nad's would soon be steamed. AE I tried to run scream for help she hit me in the nurts with a rhinestone belt. B7 It was like nothing I had ever felt, E I thing god I wasn't wearing a kilt. AE She grabbed the bat from beneath the bed She swung it once and missed my head, B7A B7 She reared back, swung it again, and Then she hit me in the twin's again. AB7E Yea today's the day my wife met my girlfriend. AB7AB7 Yea today's that awful day, And my boys wont be the same. AB7EAE Yea today's the day my wife met my girlfriend.