Biography:
Rodney Carrington (October 19, 1968 in Longview, Texas) is an American stand-up comic and comic country musician. He was the star of the ABC television sitcom Rodney. Rodney is best known for his acoustic song called "A Letter to My Penis" (sometimes called "Dear, Penis"). Rodney Carrington is a frequent guest on the Bob and Tom show. Some may know him for his song featured on the Bob & Tom show called "Titties and Beer", and "That Awful Day". His numerous albums and stand up performances are often formatted for adult content.
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Other songs:
- When My Wife Met My Girlfriend
- All The Reasons
- Angel Friend
- Baby Back
- Beer Is Better Than A Women
- Best Youll Do Tonight
- Brainless
- Camouflage And Christmas Lights
- Carlos Man Of Love
- Dancin With A Man
- Dear Penis
- Do You All
- Dont Look Now
- Drink More Beer
- Fred
- Gay Factory Worker
- If Im The Only One
- If You Play Your Cards Wrong
- Its Too Late
- Just One Beer
- Marijuanville
- Married To My Pickup Truck
- Morning Wood
- Prison Bitch
- Put Your Clothes Back On
- Rap Star
- Rhymes With Truck
- Shane
- Shes Bitchin Again
- Shes Seen A Lot Of Dick
- Show Them To Me
- That Awful Day
- The Beer Song
- The Chicken Song
- The Chivalry Song
- The Drinking Song
- The Underwear Song
- The Wheelchair Song
- Things We Didnt Know
- Titties And Beer
- Ugly Women
- Want My Baby Back
- White Shirts And Rain
- Who Put The Dick On The Snowman
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Best You'll Do Tonight
Rodney Carrington
Intro: C G A C D Gao
G Co|.
When you came in this bar tonight
D G
Heads began to turn
C
And one by one the men walked up
D G
And everyone got burned
Em
You were quite the flirt
C
In your mini skirt
Em C
Brought the boys down to their knees
D
But you waited too long to pick one out
C D G
Now it's just you and me.
Chorus:
D G D
I may not be a millionaire
C D
And I ain't no movie star
G D
But you played hard to get too long
C D
And the good ones left the bar
Em A
I know you had intentions of going home with Mr. Right
C D
But it's last call for alcohol
C D G
And I'm the best you'll do tonight
Verse 2:
G C
Hey we can leave in separate cars
D G
And no one has to know
C
I hope you don't live too far from here
D G
My gas tank's running low
Em
But if all goes well
C
And we close the deal
Em C
And you're looking for a date next week
D
You can come back to the same ole bar
C D G
And I'll be sittin' in the same ole' seat
Chorus:
Bridge:
Em
I know I ain't that handsome
A
And I drive a beat up truck
C D
I also know we better go
C D G
Before you sober up
Chorus:
C D G
The best you'll do tonight
Rodney Carrington
Intro: C G A C D Gao
G Co|.
When you came in this bar tonight
D G
Heads began to turn
C
And one by one the men walked up
D G
And everyone got burned
Em
You were quite the flirt
C
In your mini skirt
Em C
Brought the boys down to their knees
D
But you waited too long to pick one out
C D G
Now it's just you and me.
Chorus:
D G D
I may not be a millionaire
C D
And I ain't no movie star
G D
But you played hard to get too long
C D
And the good ones left the bar
Em A
I know you had intentions of going home with Mr. Right
C D
But it's last call for alcohol
C D G
And I'm the best you'll do tonight
Verse 2:
G C
Hey we can leave in separate cars
D G
And no one has to know
C
I hope you don't live too far from here
D G
My gas tank's running low
Em
But if all goes well
C
And we close the deal
Em C
And you're looking for a date next week
D
You can come back to the same ole bar
C D G
And I'll be sittin' in the same ole' seat
Chorus:
Bridge:
Em
I know I ain't that handsome
A
And I drive a beat up truck
C D
I also know we better go
C D G
Before you sober up
Chorus:
C D G
The best you'll do tonight
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