D F
Nannie's going crazy and she lost everything she had
C Am E
Jody's hooked on drugs we have her husband to thank for that
D F
Her kids are spoiled shits who seem to bitch nonstop
C Am E
And they're always finding new ways to piss Greg off
(chorus)
G F
And that's the family I've had to live with everyday
C Am E
Me I'm prefect in every single way
G
If God would only make more of me
F
The world would just be dandy
C Am E
But in stead God made my family
Jeremy's not so bad when you give Him a quarter sac
And Michael's pretty happy with a six pack
David's always gone God knows what he's hooked on
And Texas seems to be his second home
(repeat chorus)