|F7sus
ANYA This is the man that I plan to entangle
|F |G G
Isn't he fine
|G7sus
My claim to fame was to maim and to mangle
|G7sus |G
Vengeance was mine
C6/G |C7
But I'm out of the biz
|F |G
The name I made I'll trade for his
|Am |C
The only trouble is
|G |G
I'll never tell
|F7sus
XANDER She is the one
She's such wonderful fun
G
Such passion and grace
|G7sus
Warm in the night
When I'm right in her tight embrace
|G
Tight embrace
|C7/G |C7
I'll never let her go
|F |G
The love we've known can only grow
|Am |C
There's just one thing that - no
|G |G
I'll never tell
| F/A
Cause there's nothing to tell
|G |G |G
A He snores
X She wheezes
|G
A Say housework and he freezes
|G6 |(Am) D
X She eats these skeezy cheeses that I can't describe
|Am
A I talk he breezes
|F
X She doesn't know what please is
|D |Am D
A His penis got diseases from a Chumash tribe
|G |D |Em |G/D
X A The vibe gets kind of scary
|C
X Like she thinks I'm ordinary
|C7
A Like it's all just temporary
|D
X Like her toes are kind of hairy
|Am D7
X A But it's all very well
|C Em G
Cause god knows I'll never tell
|G |G |G
A When things get rough he
|G
A Just hides behind his Buffy
|G6
A Now look he's gettin' huffy
(Am) D
A 'Cause he knows that I know
|Am
X She clings she's needy
|F
X She's also really greedy
|D
X She nev-er - This is
A His eyes are beady
|Am7 D
X my verse Hello She
|G |D
X A You know
|Em |G/D
X You're quite the charmer
A My knight in armor
|C
X You're the cutest of the Scoobies
|C7
X With your lips as red as rubies
|D
X And your firm yet supple
|G C7 |A Dsus2 G
X Tight em-brace
|G |G |G
A He's swell
X She's sweller
|G
A He'll always be my feller
|G6 |Am D
X That's why I'll never tell her that I'm petrified
|Am
A I've read this tale
|F
A There's wedding then betrayal
|D
A I know there'll come the day
|Am D
A I'll want to run and hide
|G |D |Em
X A I lied I said it's easy
|G |C |D
X A I've tried but there's
|G6 |G
X A these fears I can't quell
|D |F
X Is she looking for a pot of gold
|Em |Em
A Will I look good when I've gotten old
|C
X Will our lives become too stressful
|C7
X If I'm never that successful
|C
A When I get so worn and wrinkly
|C7
A That I look like David Brinkley
|Am D
X Am I crazy
A Am I dreamin'
|A D7
X Am I marrying a demon
D |D7
X A We could really raise the beam
Am
X A In making marriage a hell
D |Am Em G |G
X A So thank god I'll never tell
Em Em G |G
X A I swear that I'll never tell
|G Em G |G
X My lips are sealed
|G Em G |G
A I take the fifth
|Em G Em G
X Nothin' to see Move it along
|C Em |G
X A I'll never tell