This is the song from the credits of the classic disney movie Monsters Inc., sing by
Billy Crystal and John Goodman and written by Randy Newman. I was shocked to see no chords
of it anywhere, so here they are, as accurate as I can make them... Let me know if you
have any improvements!
Eb Eb9
If I were a rich man
Ab6 Abm6
With a million or two
Eb C7
I'd live in a penthouse
F9 Bb7
In a room, with a view
Eb Eb9
And if I were handsome (No way) It could happen
Ab6 Abm6
'Cos dreams do come true
Eb C7 F7
I wouldn't have nothin'
Bb7 Eb
If I didn't have you
Gb Db
Wouldn't have nothin'
Ab
If I didn't have
Gb Db Ab
Wouldn't have nothin'
If I didn't have
Gb Db Bb Bb7+5
Wouldn't have nothin'
Eb Eb9
For years I have envied (You green with it)
Ab6 Abm6
Your grace and your charm
Eb6 C7 F7
Everyone loves you, you know?
Bb7
Yes I know, I know, I know
Eb Eb7
But I must admit it
Ab6 Abm6
Big guy, you always come through
Eb C7 F7
I wouldn't have nothin'
Bb7 Eb Bbm7 Eb7
If I didn't have you
Ab Abmaj7 D7
You and me together
Gm
That's how it
Gmmaj7 Gm7 C7
Always should be
Fm Fmmaj7 Fm7 Bb7
One without the other
Eb6
Don't mean nothing to me
Bb7+5
Nothing to me
[Next bit is spoken:]
Eb Eb9
Yeah, I wouldn't be nothin' (Aw now)
Ab6 Abm6 Eb
If I didn't have you to serve
C7 F7
I'm just a punky little eyeball
Bb7
And a funky optic nerve
Eb Eb9
Hey I never told you this
[Sung from here:]
Ab6 Abm6
Sometimes I get a little blue (looks good on you)
Eb C7 F7
I wouldn't have nothin'
Bb7 Eb
If I didn't have you (Let's dance!)
[For Instrumental, see section starting "you and me together"]
Eb Eb9
Yes I wouldn't be nothin
Ab6 Abm6
If I didn't have you (I know what you mean Sulley because-)
Eb C7
I wouldn't know where to go (Me too because I-)
F9 Bb7
Or know, what to do (Why do you keep singin' my part?!)
Eb Eb9
I don't have to say it (Aww say it anyway)
Ab6 Abm6
(Cause we) both know it's true
Eb C7 F9
I wouldn't have nothin'
Bb7
If I didn't have
Eb C7 F9
I wouldn't have nothin'
Bb7
If I didn't have
Eb C7 F9
I wouldn't have nothin'
Bb7
If I didn't have
Eb
you
[Slower]
Gb Db
Wouldn't have nothin'
Ab
If I didn't have
Eb
Youuuuu
B C#m/B B7
(One more time... big one!)
E E9
Don't have to say it (Where'd everybody come from?)
A6 Am6
Oh, we both know it's true (Let's take it home big guy)
E C#7 F#7
I wouldn't have nothin'
B7
If I didn't have
E C#7 F#7
I wouldn't have nothin'
B7
If I didn't have
E C#7 F#7
I wouldn't have nothin'
B7
If I didn't have
E7 E6 F#7 B7
You, you, you
A-E-I-O
F# B7 E
That means you
[NC]
Yeah