THEMES is a U.S. band consisting of Jacy McIntosh and Kelsey Crawford, founded in 2005 in Santa Rosa, California.
In 2007 THEMES relocated to their previous home town, Minneapolis, Minnesota, where they recorded and released their second album War over the Great Plains. The band spent the remainder of the year touring the U.S.
In early 2008 they returned to Minneapolis to record two 7” records with Miniature Record Club: “I Can’t Make You Believe
Four years of hard work!This month of May we celebrated four years on the air. We continue working on the dissemination of this wonderful instrument, thank you for participating in our story!
--- Are we gonna have a problem You got a bone to pick You've come so far Why now are you pulling on my dick I'd normally slap your face off And everyone here could watch But I'm feeling nice Here's some advice Listen up biotch ---
AmCG AmCG
Am I like Am Lookin' hot CG Buying stuff they cannot
Am I like Am Drinkin' hard CG Maxin' Dad's credit card
Am I like Am Skippin' gym C Scaring her G Screwing him
Am I like
Am Killer clothes CG Kickin' nerds in the nose
AmG If you lack the balls Em You can go play dolls G Let your mommy fix you a snack
Am Woah!
AmG Or you could come smoke Em Pound some rum and coke G In my Porsche with the quarterback
Am Woah Woah Woah
AmCG Honey whatchu waitin' for FG Welcome to my candy store C It's time for you to prove GF You're not a loser anymore GAm Then step into my candy store
Am Guys fall Am At your feet C Pay the check G Help you cheat Am All you Am Have to do CG Say goodbye to Shamu
Am That freak's Am Not your friend CG I can tell in the end Am If she Am Had your shot CG She would leave you to rot
AmG Course if you don't care Em Fine Go braid her hair G Maybe Sesame Street is on
Am Woah!
AmG Or forget that creep Em And get in my jeep G Let's go tear up someone's lawn
Am Woah Woah Woah
AmCG Honey whatchu waitin' for FG Welcome to my candy store C It's time for you to prove GF You're not a loser anymore GAm Then step into my candy store
G You can join the team D Or you can bitch and moan C You can live the dream D Or you can die alone G You can fly with eagles D Or if you prefer C Keep on testing me D And end up like her
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Am Woah!
AmC Honey whatchu waiting fo
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GFG Step into my candy store C Time for you to prove GG You're not a lame ass anymore GAm Then step into my candy store
C It's my candy store Am It's my candy C It's my candy store Am It's my candy C It's my candy store AmCAm It's my candy sto-ore