THEMES is a U.S. band consisting of Jacy McIntosh and Kelsey Crawford, founded in 2005 in Santa Rosa, California.
In 2007 THEMES relocated to their previous home town, Minneapolis, Minnesota, where they recorded and released their second album War over the Great Plains. The band spent the remainder of the year touring the U.S.
In early 2008 they returned to Minneapolis to record two 7” records with Miniature Record Club: “I Can’t Make You Believe
Four years of hard work!This month of May we celebrated four years on the air. We continue working on the dissemination of this wonderful instrument, thank you for participating in our story!
N.C. Are we gonna have a problem N.C. You got a bone to pick N.C. You've come so far why now are you pulling on my d N.C. I'd normally slap your face off N.C. And everyone here could watch N.C. But I'm feeling nice Here's some advice N.C. Listen up byatch
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[Verse 1]
BbDb I like looking hot Buying stuff they cannot BbDb I like drinking hard Maxing Dad's credit card BbDb I like skipping gym Scaring her screwing him BbDb I like killer clothes Kicking nerds in the nose
Bbm If you lack the balls you can go play dolls Bbm Let your mommy fix you a snack Gm Or you could come smoke pound some rum and coke Eb In my Porsche with the quarterback GbAb Hoh whoa Hoh whoa Hoh whoa
[Chorus]
C#mF#m Honey what you waitin' for EB Welcome to my Candy Store BCC#mF#m Time for to prove you're not a loser anymore BC#mF Then step into my Candy Store
[Verse 2]
BbDb Guys fall at your feet pay the check Help you cheat BbDb All you have to do Say goodbye to Shamu BbDb That freak's Not your friend I can tell in the end BbDb If she Had your shot she would leave you to rot
Bbm Course if you don't care fine Go braid her hair Bbm Maybe Sesame Street is on Gm Or forget that creep and get in my Jeep EbGb Let's go tear up someone's lawn Ab Hoh whoa Hoh whoa Hoh whoa
[Chorus]
C#mF#m Honey what you waitin' for EB Welcome to my Candy Store BCC#mF#m You just gotta prove you're not a pussy anymore BC#m Then step into my Candy Store
[Bridge] D You can join the team A Or you can bitch and moan E You can live the dream F#m Or you can die alone D You can fly with eagles A Or if you prefer BF#mG# Keep on testing me and end up like
[Chorus] G#C#mG#A Oh oh oh oh Oh DmADm Honey whatcha waintin' foo Shut up Heather BbCF Step into my Candaaaaay Store CDmGm Whoa Time for you're prove not a lame-ass anymore N.C. Then step into my Candy Store
[Intro]
Dm It's my Candy Store Dm It's my Candy Bm It's my Candy Store Gm It's my Candy N.C. It's my Candy Store It's my Candy Stooore