Raleigh Ritchie - The Greatest
[Verse 1]
G#
Danger, warning, good morning
D# Bb
Is it dark outside or light?
G#
Last night was sordid, but we conquered the boredom
D# Bb G#
We wanna be cool and liked, but you won't see me calling
Don't wanna make this awkward
D#
I'm feeling nauseous
And I'm seeing four of us
G#
But we came with five
And we don't waste time
D#
We'll live or die
Bb
When we choose life
[Chorus]
G#
We'll be dancing forever, we don't know any better
D# Bb
We're lazy, whatever, at least we stick together
G#
We're the greatest, I mean it, we'll never be defeated
D# Bb
You can take us or leave us, we don't care if you believe us
G#
Oh oh oh...
D# Bb
[Verse 2]
G#
One drink, two drink, we're young, we're stupid
D# Bb
Who the fuck knows what they're doing?
G#
Life is boring, and we can barely afford it
D# Bb G#
We've been blinded, assuming that this won't be our downfall
When we work for the council
D# Bb
Stuck with a houseful of kids that we now adore
G#
But we made on a whim,
Though we fade and we dim
D#
We're amazing and slim,
Bb
The queens and the kings
[Chorus]
G#
We'll be dancing forever, we don't know any better
D# Bb
We're lazy, whatever, at least we stick together
G#
We're the greatest, I mean it, we'll never be defeated
D# Bb
You can take us or leave us, we don't care if you believe us
G#
Oh oh oh...
D# Bb
[Bridge]
G#
See you in the same place when we're 83
D# Bb
We're gonna live forever
G#
Even if I fall in love and have kids, will you wait for me?
D# Bb
We'll go hell for leather
G#
Taking a tally of every day we lost
Taking a vacay, taking a sick day and we're off
D#
When we're old men, we'll be lost
Bb
Doing our rounds of paying the cost
G#
We're way past the sunshine and ice cream
D#
I pray it's not a pipe dream
Bb
As dumb as it might seem
When we're grown up, will you still like me?
[Chorus](x2)
G#
We'll be dancing forever, we don't know any better
D# Bb
We're lazy, whatever, at least we stick together
G#
We're the greatest, I mean it, we'll never be defeated
D# Bb
You can take us or leave us, we don't care if you believe us
G#
Oh oh oh...
D# Bb