CAMPFIRE SONG from The Lightning Thief The Percy Jackson Musical
* = only strum once
Otherwise strum D D U
(Also, you don't have to play the C over the spoken lines, but you can if you don't just want dead air)
F C G C (Repeat over these spoken lines)
LUKE spoken
Come on grab some ambrosia and let the nectar flow
PERCY spoken
Why is everyone scraping part of their plate into the fire
Is the food here really that bad
LUKE spoken
Offering to the gods It's not enough that their omnipotent and all-powerful
they need to feel appreciated To the gods
ENSEMBLE spoken
To the gods
[Chorus]
F C G C
Oh things couldn't be worse
F C G C
When your parents run the universe
F C G Am
Oh things couldn’t be worse
F C G C
When your folks run the universe
[LUKE]
F C
My dad is Hermes
G C
He messengers things
F C G C
You'll know his sign by his shoes with those wings
F C G Am
I'd wait by the phone but the phone never rings
F
Oh no
F C G Am
When your dad's a god life can be tough
F C G C
I met the guy once and once was enough
C
LUKE Spoken Annabeth
[ANNABETH]
F C
My mom is Athena
G C
She’s smart and she’s wise
F C G C
She’s sworn off gluten and she’s sworn off guys
F C G Am
If she came to Camp it’d be a surprise
F
Oh no
F C G Am
Oh and my step-mom she hates me and my dad works all day
F C G C
So I left Virginia and I ran away
PERCY spoken Wait is that true
LUKE spoken Everybody
[Chorus]
F C G C
Oh things couldn't be worse
F C G C
When your parents run the universe
F C G Am
Oh things couldn’t be worse
F C G C
When your folks run the universe
C
LUKE Spoken Alright who’s next
C
KATIE Oh Okay let me see…
[KATIE]
F C
My mom’s Demeter
G C
Goddess of grain
F C G C
She gets excited when it starts to rain
F C G Am
But planting and planting and planting’s a pain
F
Oh no
C
KATIE Spoken Right
F C G Am
For their sixteenth birthday my friends got a car
F C G C
I got a fern in some dumb mason jar
GROVER Spoken Ooh ooh My turn
F C
I’m a child of Pan
G C
The god of the wild
F C G Am
For those who love nature they’re often beguiled
F C G C
He’s not really my dad but I’m sort of his child
F
Oh no
F C G Am
He went for a hike to explore new frontiers
F C G C
And no one has seen him for thousands of years
[Chorus]
F C G C
Oh things couldn't be worse
F C G C
When your parents run the universe
F C G Am
Oh things couldn’t be worse
F C G C
When your folks run the universe
C
PERCY Spoken Chiron Who’s your dad CHIRON Oh well…
[CHIRON]
F* C*
My father is Kronos
G* C*
Remember my lecture
F* C*
He ate his children
LUKE Spoken Chiron wins… How about you Silena
[SILENA]
F C
The goddess of love
G C
My mom’s Aphrodite
F C G C
She tries to be cool but mainly she’s flighty
F C G Am
I’ll bring home a boy and she’s there in her nighty
F
CAMPERS Oh no
F C G Am
I tried to seek help from even the Fates
F C G C
‘Cause she steals my mascara and all of my dates
C
LUKE Spoken Alright Percy it’s your turn
C
PERCY If I try to sing it’ll probably cause an avalanche
C
LUKE We’re all friends here Come on give it a shot
C
PERCY Okay Um…
[PERCY]
F* C*
My mom was named Sally
G* C*
She loved scary movies
F* C*
And food that was blue and…
C
KATIE Spoken He’s doing it wrong
C
SILENA Yeah who’s your godly parent
C
PERCY Oh I don’t know
C
[LUKE] It’s alright. A lot of half-bloods never know their godly parent. Just give it a try.
[PERCY]
F* C*
So my dad is some god
G* C*
That’s great I guess
F* C* G* C*
Did he not want me or not want the stress
F* C* G* Am*
Too bad he’s the worst and my life is a mess
F
Oh no
F C G Am
I hope that he shows even a trace
F C G C
‘Cause I’ve got some choice words to throw in his face
[Chorus]
F C G C
Oh things couldn't be worse
F C G C
When your parents run the universe
F C G Am
Oh things couldn’t be worse
[LUKE]
C G Am F
But I don't care where our parents may be
C G Am F
As long as you are here with me
ALL CAMPERS
C G Am F
We don't care where our parents may be
C G Am F
As long as you are here with me
C G F C
As long as you are here with me
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