[Intro]
E A B
[Verse]
E A B E
Laid here with the advertising sliding past my eyes
A B E
Like cartoons from other people's lives
A B E A B
I start to wonder what it takes to be a man uh uh uhhhhhhhhhhh
E A B E A
Well I learned to drink and I learned to smoke and I learned to tell a dirty B E
joke
A B E B
If that's all there is then there's no point for me he he heeeey
[Chorus]
E A
So please can I ask just why we're alive?
B
Cos all that you do seems such a waste of time
A7 E
And if you hang around too long you'll be a ma a a a a a a a an
A
Tell me bout it, you can get up to a hundred and ten
B
You've nowhere to go but you'll go there again
A7 E
And nothing ever makes no difference to a ma a a a a a a a an
[Verse]
A B E
So you stumble into town and hold your stomach in
A B E
Show them what you've got though they've seen everything
A B E A B
Yeah you're a beauty but they've seen your type before oh oh ohhhhhhhhh
E A B E A B
You've got no need but still you want, so go and book that restauraaaaant
E A B E B
The wine will flow and then you'll just fly away eh eh eh eh eh he yeh eh eh
[Chorus]
E A
So please can I ask just why we're alive?
B
Cos all that you do seems such a waste of time
A7 E
And if you hang around too long you'll be a ma a a a a a a a an
A
Tell me bout it, you can get up to a hundred and ten
B
You've nowhere to go but you'll go there again
A7 E
And nothing ever makes no difference to a ma a a a a a a a an
[Chorus]
E A
So please can I ask just why we're alive?
B
Cos all that you do seems such a waste of time
A7 E
And if you hang around too long you'll be a ma a a a a a a a an
A
Tell me bout it, you can get up to a hundred and ten
B
You've nowhere to go but you'll go there again
A7 E
And nothing ever makes no difference to a ma a a a a a a a an
A7 E
to a ma a a a a a a a an
A7 E
to a ma a a a a a a a an
A7 E
uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
A7 E
uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
A7 G7 F#7 E
to a ma a a an
That's what I am