[Verse 1]
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Oh, Well imagine, As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
D F
And I can't help but to hear, No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words:
Am
"What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter.
D F
"And yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore."
[Chorus]
Am
I'd chime in with a
F D G Am
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
Am F D
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
F G
With a sense of poise and rationality.
Am
I'd chime in,
F D G Am
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
Am F D
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
G Am
With a sense of...
[Verse 2]
Am
Well in fact, Well I'll look at it this way,
D
I mean technically our marriage is saved, Well this calls for a toast
F
So pour the champagne
Am
Oh! Well in fact, Well I'll look at it this way,
D
I mean technically our marriage is saved, Well this calls for a toast,
F
So pour the champagne, pour the champagne
[Chorus]
Am
I'd chime in with a
F D G Am
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
Am F D
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
F G
With a sense of poise and rationality
Am
I'd chime in,
F D G Am
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
Am F D
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
Am F D G Am (F, D, G)
With a sense of poise and rationality
Am F (D)
Again...
Am
I'd chime in with a
F D G Am
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
Am F D
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
F G
With a sense of poise and rationality
Am
I'd chime in,
F D G Am
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
Am F D
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
Am F D G Am (F, D, G)
With a sense of poise and rationality
Am F (D)
Again...
[Ending]
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