[Tuning]
Standard but a whole step down
[Chords used]
Gm x02210
Gsus2 xx2200
C7/D x04535
C6/G x04433
Ebadd9 xx3213
Ebmaj7/G x03210
Ebmaj7/Bb x33210
Bb x32010
Cm xx0231
[Intro]
Gm Gsus2 Gm Gsus2 (x2)
C7/D C6/G C7/D C6/G
Eb
[Verse 1]
Gm Gsus2 Gm Gsus2 Gm Gsus2 Gm Gsus2
Oh, well imagine, as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor
C7/D C6/G C7/D C6/G Ebmaj7/G
and I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words
Gm Gsus2 Gm Gsus2 Gm Gsus2 Gm Gsus2
"What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to, oh
C7/D C6/G C7/D C6/G Ebmaj7/G
"Yes, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore"
[Chorus]
Gm Ebmaj7/G Cm
I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door"
Gm Ebmaj7/G Cm
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
Gm Ebmaj7/G Cm
I'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door"
Gm Ebmaj7/G Cm
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of...
[Verse 2]
Gm Gsus2 Gm Gsus2 Gm Gsus2 Gm Gsus2 C7/D
Oh, well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved
C6/G C7/D C6/G Ebmaj7/G
Well this calls for, a toast so, pour the champagne
Gm Gsus2 Gm Gsus2 Gm Gsus2 Gm Gsus2 C7/D
Oh! Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved
C6/G C7/D C6/G Ebmaj7/G
Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne, pour the champagne
[Instrumental]
Ebmaj7/Bb G Ebmaj7/Bb Cm
[Chorus]
Gm Ebmaj7/G Cm
I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
Gm Ebmaj7/G Cm
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
Gm Ebmaj7/G Cm Gm
I'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
Ebmaj7/G Cm
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of
Ebmaj7/Bb G Ebmaj7/Bb Cm
poise and rationality
[Interlude]
Ebmaj7/Bb Bb Ebmaj7/G
Again
[Chorus]
Gm Ebmaj7/G Cm
I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
Gm Ebmaj7/G Cm N.C.
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
Gm Ebmaj7/G Cm
I'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
Gm Ebmaj7/G Cm
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of
Ebmaj7/Bb G Ebmaj7/Bb Cm
poise and rationality.
[Outro]
Ebmaj7/Bb Bb
Again.... Well, I,
Ebmaj7/G Cm Gm
I said, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!", ow!