[Verse 1]
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When I had my tracheotomy
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I was blue and had stopped breathing
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There was something wrong with me
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Doctors cut through the cartilage and skin
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At the bottom of my throat
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And then they snaked that trach tube in
[Chorus 1]
Bm Em
And I was one and a half
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I was my parents only kid
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And they had lost two before that
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And growing up, I always knew how close I'd come
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Well, that must have been scary, Mom
[Verse 2]
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Gary Coleman, he was "Arnold" on TV
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Well, I grew up watching him and Conrad Bain and Kimberly
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It turns out that he had a trach scar too
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Where they cut into his throat
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And then they threaded that tube through
[Chorus 2]
Bm Em
But that was much later on
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In the year that he turned forty when his fanbase was all gone
Bm Em
And his health was so touch-and-go
C
His girlfriend proposed
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But they broke up on a TV show
[Verse 3]
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Mary Wells, she was known as Motown's Queen
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But laryngeal cancer left her unable to sing
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They tried radiation, multiple surgeries
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But she didn't have insurance and lost almost everything
Poor thing
[Chorus 3]
Bm Em
But Diana Ross helped with her bills
Am Em C
Aretha Franklin tried her very best to help out Mary Wells
Bm Em
And Dionne Warwick did all she could do
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And Mary Wells, she pulled through
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For one more year or two
[Verse 4]
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Dylan Thomas looked completely pale and weak
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On a trip to New York City to promote his poety
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Three straight days of drinking out in Greenwich and Chelsea
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He was taken to the hospital, turned blue and not breathing
[Chorus 4]
Bm Em
And Caitlin Thomas said
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When she walked into St Vincent's
Em C
"Is the bloody man dead yet?"
Bm Em C
And later that day she got so drunk she was restrained
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And her husband slipped away
[Verse 5]
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Ray Davies had a tracheotomy
Am Em C
He was at St. Thomas' Hospital in London, aged thirteen
G D
And during his long recovery
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Nurses put him in a wheelchair
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And they'd wheel him out onto a balcony (on a balcony)
[Chorus 5]
Bm Em
And down that evening sun did sink
Am Em C
Painting London and the river and that freaked-out future Kink
Bm Em
Waterloo lit up for one sick kid
C D
And, at 23, he recorded a song about it
[Outro}
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