Verse 1:
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Mrs Caldwell has two
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Pairs of shoes
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And she doesn't know how
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To wear them
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There's the ones that make us keel
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And the biker chick heels
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And she doesn't know how
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To wear them
Verse 2:
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The people in her class
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Have learnt nothing since last March
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Cos she never shouts swears
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Or scares them
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She's four feet off the ground
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And she's saying 'not a sound'
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Cos she never shouts swears
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Or scares them