Strum twice on each chord.
C. G. C. F
My name is Mr Mewse and I don't drink any booze
C. G. C. F
Because I'm not one for a party
C. G. C. F
I'm not into fashion I just don't have any passion
C. G. C. F
But I do have lots of technicoloured shorts
G. C. F. C
Mr Mewse and his technicoulered shorts
G. C. F. C
Mr Mewse and his technicoulered shorts
G. C. F. C
Mr Mewse and his technicoulered shorts
C. G. F
They're quite a horrific sight