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ONE WAY TICKET TO FUCKNECKVILLE
Intro:
-C5---C5/A ---B5/G---E5---F5---F5---G5/E----|G5
-C5---C5/A----B5/G---Am--F5---F5---G5/E-----|G5
No Chord
C C/A
No sleep 'til Fuckneckville,
B/G Am G
it's kind of funny you may not realize it until
C C/A
phone call stop, can't get laid,
F G/E G
you find out where the parties were some time the next day
D F
one way ticket to seclusion, now your losin'
D F C C/F
C/open D
one way ticket to alienation, you're an inside joke
F G
is everybody supposed to be impressed with your ability to
C Am
make us feel less significant than you
F
we're all chippin' in the purchase you a
G G/E G C
one way first class ticket outta town
Repeat Intro : -C5---C5/A ---B5/G---E5---F5---F5---G5/E---G5
pause
C C/A
millions sold, a mega star,
B/G Am G
there's a million assholes with ten million guitars
C C/A
enjoy it now, soon it ends,
F G/E G
suddenly you find yourself without any friends
D F C
C/E C/open D
one way ticket to isolation no you can hang with you
D F
D
you've been given a citation for excessive social faux pas and obnoxiousness
F G
go ahead keep telling us your fifteen-minute stories about
C Am
what you had for breakfast then for lunch
F G Am
we're all chippin' for one big humble pie, we're gonna smash it in your face
F G
go ahead tell us about your last great sold out concert
C Am
and how your new record's gonna top the charts
F
we don't care 'bout your expenses,
G G/E G C
we just wanna have a laugh at your expense
Outro: C---C/A---B/G---E---F---F---G/E---G
Chord Definitions:
B/G C/open d <---self explanatory
e---x e--x
b---x b--x
G---x g--x
D---5 d--x-|
A---2 a--3--|
E---x e--x
C/E C/A
e---x e---x-|
b---x b---x-|
g---x G---x-|
d---2 D---7-|
a---3 A---3-|
e---x E---x-|
C/F G/E
e---x e---x-|
b---x b---x-|
g---x g---x-|
d---3 d---x-|
a---3 a---7-|
e---x e---3-|