Ninja Sex Party (often shortened to NSP) is an American musical comedy duo consisting of singer Dan Avidan and keyboardist Brian Wecht, created in 2009 in New York City and currently based in Los Angeles. They are also known as two thirds of the video game-based parody musical trio Starbomb together with frequent collaborator Arin Hanson, and as a part of the YouTube Let's Play webseries Game Grumps, also with Hanson.
The work of Ninja Sex Party typically consists of synthpop or rock-oriented humorous songs
Four years of hard work!This month of May we celebrated four years on the air. We continue working on the dissemination of this wonderful instrument, thank you for participating in our story!
[Verse 1] D/F#GABm Hey pretty lady, you're looking real fine D/F#GABm This is our first date: I'm not like other guys D/F#GABm I can tell that you have played it safe your whole life D/F#GABm So let's get naughty and break a couple rules tonight!
D/F#GABm Sneak in a movie, no one will ever know D/F#GA Then run on private property and hold each other close D/F#GABm Beneath the moonlight, I've got a fun idea: CA Lean in and kiss your cheek and gently whisper in your ear—
[Chorus 1] DGABm Let's steal a car tonight! D/F#GA Commit a felony with me and drive until the sunrise DGABm Let's steal a motherfucking car tonight! D/F#GA We're young and in love - so let's commit some crimes N.C. (Hey, I like you!)
[Verse 2] D/F#GABm I got you flowers. Let's get some coffee D/F#GA Look deep in my eyes and tell me 'bout your family D/F#GABm We can hold hands, then you can watch me CA Shoot cocaine into my eyes and rock a burglary!
[Chorus 2] DGABm Let's steal some art tonight! D/F#GA What's a few Picassos when you're on a sexy date heist? DGABm Let's steal some precious fucking art tonight! D/F#GA We're young and in love - we're crossing state lines
[Bridge] EmBmAD/F#G EmBmA
SPOKEN: Or, you know, we could go a little more traditional: go for a walk, watch a movie. Actually, there's a really nice flower exhibit at the botanical gardens! Ninja Brian was just telling me about that last week! He loved it! Wait, you know what? FUCK IT!
[Chorus 3] D/F#GABm Let's kill some guy tonight! D/F#GABm We're holding hands and laughing while we shank him in the starlight D/F#GABm Let's take a motherfucking life tonight! D/F#GA We're young and alive - which I can't say for that guy (that guy) A Yeah!
[Chorus 4] DGABm Let's kill five guys tonight! D/F#GA Then share a cherry cola while we blast a savage drive-by EABC#m Let's kill ten guys tonight! E/G#A SPOKEN: You know what? First date: let's pump the brakes on the murders... DGABm Let's kill five guys tonight! D/F#GA I'll take you back to your place and we'll craft the perfect alibi DGABm Man we had fun tonight! D/F#GA We're young and in love, and you can call me anytime! (Time...)
[Outro] DGABm D/F#GA D
SPOKEN: Good first date! Wanna do it again next wee—no? Oh, alright