Biography:
Ninja Sex Party (often shortened to NSP) is an American musical comedy duo consisting of singer Dan Avidan and keyboardist Brian Wecht, created in 2009 in New York City and currently based in Los Angeles. They are also known as two thirds of the video game-based parody musical trio Starbomb together with frequent collaborator Arin Hanson, and as a part of the YouTube Let's Play webseries Game Grumps, also with Hanson.
The work of Ninja Sex Party typically consists of synthpop or rock-oriented humorous songs
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Other songs:
- 6969
- Cookies!
- Danny Don't You Know
- Everybody Wants To Rule The World
- Heart Boner
- If We Were Gay
- No Reason Boner
- Objects Of Desire
- Orgy For One
- Release The Kraken
- Africa
- Attitude City
- Best Friends Forever
- Cool Patrol
- Danny Dont You Know
- Dinosaur Laser Fight
- Dragon Slayer
- Eating Food In The Shower
- Everybody Shut Up I Have An Erection
- First Date
- Fyi I Wanna F Your A
- I Just Want To Dance
- Mansion Party
- Next To You
- Party Of Three
- Peppermint Creams
- Road Trip
- Smooth Talkin
- The Decision
- The Last Unicorn
- Three Minutes Of Ecstasy
- Why I Cry
Four years of hard work!This month of May we celebrated four years on the air. We continue working on the dissemination of this wonderful instrument, thank you for participating in our story!
[Intro]
Cm Eb Bb Db Eb Fm
Cm Eb Bb
SPOKEN: Babe, you know I love you, but it's hard to find time to spend together.
You've got your career. I've got, my..uh I do stuff.
But I'll find a way to work this out. Let's GET IT ON!
[Verse 1]
Fm
I'm a busy guy, and you're a busy woman
Bb Cm
Every day you wake up for work at the crack of nine
Fm
Then we gotta choose between morning sex and breakfast
Bb Cm
God knows we need both but there just ain't no time
Fm
But I've found a way to get the most out of our day
Fm
I prepared you this buffet
Bbm Csus4 C
So grab a tray, take off your clothes and follow me
[Chorus 1]
Gm F/A Bb
Let's eat our food in the shower
Eb Bb F7
Just look at the time we've saved
Gm Eb Bb
Nothing unlocks a meal's flavor potential
Eb Bb F/A
Like turning up a faucet head from pulse to spray
Gm F/A Bb
We're eating food in the shower
Eb Bb F7
Ain't this romantic, it's just like rain
Gm Eb Bb
Although I've definitely had crispier toast in my life
Eb Bb F/A
And there's a huge amount of bacon collecting in your drain!
[Bridge]
Gm Fsus4 F
Bbsus4 Bb Absus4 Ab
Gb(b5) Gb Gb(b5) Gb
Csus C
SPOKEN: That's right, girl. Don't things taste better when we're naked?
I gotta tell you I - whoops.
Sorry I'll get that, that was...
WHOA Whoa whoa. Sorry sorry sorry. Sorry, that was me.
[Verse 2]
Fm
Now it's later at night, and the mood is right for lovin'
Bb Cm
It's our 3 day anniversary, let's celebrate
Fm
Reservation for two at a candlelight dinner
Bb Cm
Right inside your own bathroom, what a convenient date!
Fm
Sit down at the tub-shaped table, give your order to the waiter
Fm
And hold my pruney hand
Bbm C
I also hired a harpist and mariachi band (mi amor!)
[Chorus 2]
Gm F/A Bb
Eating food in the shower
Eb Bb F7
But just between us I don't deny
Gm Eb Bb
All the drinks are watered down, there's shampoo in my tacos
Eb Bb F/A
Also I asked a bunch of friends if they would like to stop by (hi!)
Gm F/A Bb
We're eating food in the shower
Eb Bb F7
This is the pinnacle of your year
Gm Eb Bb
The night is only gettin' better as we get wetter and wetter
Eb Bb F/A
Hey is this mayo or conditioner I have no idea
[Outro]
Cm Eb Bb Db Eb Fm
Cm Eb Bb
Fm Gm
SPOKEN: Man, it's getting crowded in here. Let's towel off. Oh God, the Mariachi band!!!
Cm Eb Bb Db Eb Fm
Cm Eb Bb
SPOKEN: Babe, you know I love you, but it's hard to find time to spend together.
You've got your career. I've got, my..uh I do stuff.
But I'll find a way to work this out. Let's GET IT ON!
[Verse 1]
Fm
I'm a busy guy, and you're a busy woman
Bb Cm
Every day you wake up for work at the crack of nine
Fm
Then we gotta choose between morning sex and breakfast
Bb Cm
God knows we need both but there just ain't no time
Fm
But I've found a way to get the most out of our day
Fm
I prepared you this buffet
Bbm Csus4 C
So grab a tray, take off your clothes and follow me
[Chorus 1]
Gm F/A Bb
Let's eat our food in the shower
Eb Bb F7
Just look at the time we've saved
Gm Eb Bb
Nothing unlocks a meal's flavor potential
Eb Bb F/A
Like turning up a faucet head from pulse to spray
Gm F/A Bb
We're eating food in the shower
Eb Bb F7
Ain't this romantic, it's just like rain
Gm Eb Bb
Although I've definitely had crispier toast in my life
Eb Bb F/A
And there's a huge amount of bacon collecting in your drain!
[Bridge]
Gm Fsus4 F
Bbsus4 Bb Absus4 Ab
Gb(b5) Gb Gb(b5) Gb
Csus C
SPOKEN: That's right, girl. Don't things taste better when we're naked?
I gotta tell you I - whoops.
Sorry I'll get that, that was...
WHOA Whoa whoa. Sorry sorry sorry. Sorry, that was me.
[Verse 2]
Fm
Now it's later at night, and the mood is right for lovin'
Bb Cm
It's our 3 day anniversary, let's celebrate
Fm
Reservation for two at a candlelight dinner
Bb Cm
Right inside your own bathroom, what a convenient date!
Fm
Sit down at the tub-shaped table, give your order to the waiter
Fm
And hold my pruney hand
Bbm C
I also hired a harpist and mariachi band (mi amor!)
[Chorus 2]
Gm F/A Bb
Eating food in the shower
Eb Bb F7
But just between us I don't deny
Gm Eb Bb
All the drinks are watered down, there's shampoo in my tacos
Eb Bb F/A
Also I asked a bunch of friends if they would like to stop by (hi!)
Gm F/A Bb
We're eating food in the shower
Eb Bb F7
This is the pinnacle of your year
Gm Eb Bb
The night is only gettin' better as we get wetter and wetter
Eb Bb F/A
Hey is this mayo or conditioner I have no idea
[Outro]
Cm Eb Bb Db Eb Fm
Cm Eb Bb
Fm Gm
SPOKEN: Man, it's getting crowded in here. Let's towel off. Oh God, the Mariachi band!!!
Niños Mut (...)
Ninsun Poli
Nintendo
Nintendo 64
Nirvana
No Rome
No Special...
No Te Va Gustar
No Use For A Nam (...)
No Vacation