Biography:
Ninja Sex Party (often shortened to NSP) is an American musical comedy duo consisting of singer Dan Avidan and keyboardist Brian Wecht, created in 2009 in New York City and currently based in Los Angeles. They are also known as two thirds of the video game-based parody musical trio Starbomb together with frequent collaborator Arin Hanson, and as a part of the YouTube Let's Play webseries Game Grumps, also with Hanson.
The work of Ninja Sex Party typically consists of synthpop or rock-oriented humorous songs
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Other songs:
- 6969
- Cookies!
- Danny Don't You Know
- Everybody Wants To Rule The World
- Heart Boner
- If We Were Gay
- No Reason Boner
- Objects Of Desire
- Orgy For One
- Release The Kraken
- Africa
- Attitude City
- Best Friends Forever
- Cool Patrol
- Danny Dont You Know
- Dinosaur Laser Fight
- Dragon Slayer
- Eating Food In The Shower
- Everybody Shut Up I Have An Erection
- First Date
- Fyi I Wanna F Your A
- I Just Want To Dance
- Mansion Party
- Next To You
- Party Of Three
- Peppermint Creams
- Road Trip
- Smooth Talkin
- The Decision
- The Last Unicorn
- Three Minutes Of Ecstasy
- Why I Cry
Four years of hard work!This month of May we celebrated four years on the air. We continue working on the dissemination of this wonderful instrument, thank you for participating in our story!
Riff 1 (played during the | A#m | G# | parts)
A|------------6----------3---|
E|-6-6-6-8-9----4--4--4---4-|
Riff 2 (played during the | F | parts)
A|-6/8-6------6/8-6-----|
E|-------9-8--------9-8-|
_____________________________________________________________________________________
[Intro]
A#m G#
Yo Ninja Brian, you see that high schooler over there getting pushed around?
A#m G#
This looks like a job for the Cool Patrol!
[Verse 1]
A#m G#
Hey Kid! (Yo!) You're getting picked on in school
A#m G#
The other boys! (Huh!)! They say you just ain't cool
A#m G#
Well that's bullshit! (Yeah!!) We're gonna teach you the rules
F
Those motherfuckers ain't gonna bother you no more
A#m G#
We are the bad boys (Oh!) from the tough side of town
A#m G#
We are the Cool Patrol (Woo!) we'll turn your life around
A#m G#
Those bullies (AW SHIT) their ass is done for now
F
We're gonna show you how! So fuckin' listen y'all! First…
[Chorus]
G#
You put your hands in the air
D#
And you jump off the ground
A#m C#
And then you take that funky butt and you shake it all around
G# D#
And lightly jog in place and then crank it up to a prance
A#m C#
This is the cool patrol dance
[Verse 2]
G#
Now put your hands in your pockets
D#
And take them right back out
A#m C#
Then spin around in a circle and make an animal sound (moo)
G# D#
Then glide into the sprinkler like you're gonna water the plants
A#m C#
This is the cool patrol dance
Whee!
[Bridge]
A#5 F5 F#5 x2
[Verse 2]
A#m G#
Motherfuckin' bullies better watch their ass
A#m G#
You're sending all them shits a message there's a new king in class
A#m G#
When they see you they're gonna freak out and piss their pants
F
THEY ARE YOUR BITCHES! THEY ARE YOUR BITCHES BECAUSE...
[Chorus]
G#
You put your hands in the air
D#
And then stick out your rear end
A#m C#
And then you wiggle it real hard and you hug your closest friend
G# D#
And then you wildly remove your clothes and tearaway pants
A#m C#
This is the cool patrol dance
[Verse 3]
G#
Now rub the peanut butter on you
D#
From your head to your feet
A#m C#
And cover up your nudity with different cheeses and meats
G# D#
Then slap a camel because this could be your only chance
A#m C#
This is the cool patrol dance
[Bridge]
G# D# A#m C#
Cool Break!
G# D# A#m C# x3
[Chorus]
G#
You put your hands in the air
D#
And grab a bird from the sky
A#m C#
And eat it whole so that you may absorb its power of flight
G# D#
Now you can also dive bomb fish because your vision's enhanced
A#m C#
This is the cool patrol dance
[Verse 4]
G#
You're basically a superhero now
D#
So throw some cars
A#m C#
Then rub your magnum thighs together and set fire to Mars
G# D#
Now harness all your sexy fury in a victory stance
A#m C#
This is the cool patrol dance!
[Ending]
A#5 F5 F#5
A#m
A|------------6----------3---|
E|-6-6-6-8-9----4--4--4---4-|
Riff 2 (played during the | F | parts)
A|-6/8-6------6/8-6-----|
E|-------9-8--------9-8-|
_____________________________________________________________________________________
[Intro]
A#m G#
Yo Ninja Brian, you see that high schooler over there getting pushed around?
A#m G#
This looks like a job for the Cool Patrol!
[Verse 1]
A#m G#
Hey Kid! (Yo!) You're getting picked on in school
A#m G#
The other boys! (Huh!)! They say you just ain't cool
A#m G#
Well that's bullshit! (Yeah!!) We're gonna teach you the rules
F
Those motherfuckers ain't gonna bother you no more
A#m G#
We are the bad boys (Oh!) from the tough side of town
A#m G#
We are the Cool Patrol (Woo!) we'll turn your life around
A#m G#
Those bullies (AW SHIT) their ass is done for now
F
We're gonna show you how! So fuckin' listen y'all! First…
[Chorus]
G#
You put your hands in the air
D#
And you jump off the ground
A#m C#
And then you take that funky butt and you shake it all around
G# D#
And lightly jog in place and then crank it up to a prance
A#m C#
This is the cool patrol dance
[Verse 2]
G#
Now put your hands in your pockets
D#
And take them right back out
A#m C#
Then spin around in a circle and make an animal sound (moo)
G# D#
Then glide into the sprinkler like you're gonna water the plants
A#m C#
This is the cool patrol dance
Whee!
[Bridge]
A#5 F5 F#5 x2
[Verse 2]
A#m G#
Motherfuckin' bullies better watch their ass
A#m G#
You're sending all them shits a message there's a new king in class
A#m G#
When they see you they're gonna freak out and piss their pants
F
THEY ARE YOUR BITCHES! THEY ARE YOUR BITCHES BECAUSE...
[Chorus]
G#
You put your hands in the air
D#
And then stick out your rear end
A#m C#
And then you wiggle it real hard and you hug your closest friend
G# D#
And then you wildly remove your clothes and tearaway pants
A#m C#
This is the cool patrol dance
[Verse 3]
G#
Now rub the peanut butter on you
D#
From your head to your feet
A#m C#
And cover up your nudity with different cheeses and meats
G# D#
Then slap a camel because this could be your only chance
A#m C#
This is the cool patrol dance
[Bridge]
G# D# A#m C#
Cool Break!
G# D# A#m C# x3
[Chorus]
G#
You put your hands in the air
D#
And grab a bird from the sky
A#m C#
And eat it whole so that you may absorb its power of flight
G# D#
Now you can also dive bomb fish because your vision's enhanced
A#m C#
This is the cool patrol dance
[Verse 4]
G#
You're basically a superhero now
D#
So throw some cars
A#m C#
Then rub your magnum thighs together and set fire to Mars
G# D#
Now harness all your sexy fury in a victory stance
A#m C#
This is the cool patrol dance!
[Ending]
A#5 F5 F#5
A#m
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