Biography:
Ninja Sex Party (often shortened to NSP) is an American musical comedy duo consisting of singer Dan Avidan and keyboardist Brian Wecht, created in 2009 in New York City and currently based in Los Angeles. They are also known as two thirds of the video game-based parody musical trio Starbomb together with frequent collaborator Arin Hanson, and as a part of the YouTube Let's Play webseries Game Grumps, also with Hanson.
The work of Ninja Sex Party typically consists of synthpop or rock-oriented humorous songs
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Other songs:
- 6969
- Cookies!
- Danny Don't You Know
- Everybody Wants To Rule The World
- Heart Boner
- If We Were Gay
- No Reason Boner
- Objects Of Desire
- Orgy For One
- Release The Kraken
- Africa
- Attitude City
- Best Friends Forever
- Cool Patrol
- Danny Dont You Know
- Dinosaur Laser Fight
- Dragon Slayer
- Eating Food In The Shower
- Everybody Shut Up I Have An Erection
- First Date
- Fyi I Wanna F Your A
- I Just Want To Dance
- Mansion Party
- Next To You
- Party Of Three
- Peppermint Creams
- Road Trip
- Smooth Talkin
- The Decision
- The Last Unicorn
- Three Minutes Of Ecstasy
- Why I Cry
Four years of hard work!This month of May we celebrated four years on the air. We continue working on the dissemination of this wonderful instrument, thank you for participating in our story!
NB: A/G and Cadd9 chords can be replaced with plain A and C chords for ease of playing.
[PROLOGUE]
D G A D
G D A D
Bm G A D
G Bm A D
G Bm A D
(Spoken): Ninja Brian, I invited a large number of girls over here foran orgy tonight, but I have to say the
responses thus far haven't been exactly what I hoped for...
[Verse 1]
G A D
Stacey had a headache, Jenny was in jail,
Bm A D
Brenda had to work late, Kate was getting Jenny's bail.
G A D
Angela got scurvy, Ashley caught a cold,
A
Sally's dad exploded (that's what I was told...)
G A D
Michelle had to play checkers, Ann was bakin' pies,
Bm A D
Wendy's dad exploded too (that might've been a lie).
G A D
Pam had Frisbee™ lessons, Stella had ballet,
A
now I'm by myself but I can have fun anyway, so...
[Pre-Chorus 1]
G A/G Gmaj7 A
Dim (dim) the lights. Remove (remove) my tights (YEAH!)
[Chorus 1]
D G A D
Nobody's sure, but I'm gonna have some fun,
G D A D A
Let's get this party started: it's an orgy for one!
Bm G A D
It's me and my hand and it's hotter that the sun,
G Bm A D
So break out the tissues: it's an orgy for one!
G Bm A D
I'm working out my issues in an orgy for one!
[Verse 2]
G A D
Margaret's cat was nauseous, Jean was way too shy,
Bm A D
Steve was not invited because he was a guy.
G A D
Claire was parasailing, Brooke said she was in space,
A
but it doesn't matter 'cuz I'm rounding second base, so...
[Pre-Chorus 2]
G A/G Gmaj7 A
Through (through) the night, my grasp (my grasp) is tight (OH!)
[Chorus 2]
D G A D
Beatin' so hard you'd think I was a drum,
G D A D A
I don't even care, it's an orgy for one!
Bm G A D
I'm here all alone and I'm tugging on my plums
G Bm A D
It's not just masturbation, it's an orgy for one
G Bm A D
It's a fucking celebration: it's an orgy for one!
Bb Cadd2 D
Or--- gy---- for one-----
Bb Cadd2 A
Or--- gy---- for one-----
[GUITAR SOLO]
D G A D
G D A D
Bm G A D
G Bm A D
G Bm A D
[Pre-Chorus 3]
G A/G Gmaj7 A/G
Six (six) -tynine (-tynine), without (without) the 'nine' (the 'nine')
G A/G Gmaj7 A
Pour (pour) the wine (the wine). I'm mine (I'm mine), all mine!
[Chorus 3]
D G A D
I'm batting a thousand and nailing everyone,
G D A D A
Thank you everybody at this orgy for one!
Bm G A D
These pillows are stacked to look vaguely like a butt
G Bm A D
You know I'm goin' for it: it's an orgy for one!
G Bm A D
My junk is getting sore and it's an orgy for one!
G Bm A
You know that I'll be scoring at the orgy... for
Bb Cadd2 D
One (Or--- gy---- for one-----)
Bb Cadd2 D
Or--- gy---- for one-----
[PROLOGUE]
D G A D
G D A D
Bm G A D
G Bm A D
G Bm A D
(Spoken): Ninja Brian, I invited a large number of girls over here foran orgy tonight, but I have to say the
responses thus far haven't been exactly what I hoped for...
[Verse 1]
G A D
Stacey had a headache, Jenny was in jail,
Bm A D
Brenda had to work late, Kate was getting Jenny's bail.
G A D
Angela got scurvy, Ashley caught a cold,
A
Sally's dad exploded (that's what I was told...)
G A D
Michelle had to play checkers, Ann was bakin' pies,
Bm A D
Wendy's dad exploded too (that might've been a lie).
G A D
Pam had Frisbee™ lessons, Stella had ballet,
A
now I'm by myself but I can have fun anyway, so...
[Pre-Chorus 1]
G A/G Gmaj7 A
Dim (dim) the lights. Remove (remove) my tights (YEAH!)
[Chorus 1]
D G A D
Nobody's sure, but I'm gonna have some fun,
G D A D A
Let's get this party started: it's an orgy for one!
Bm G A D
It's me and my hand and it's hotter that the sun,
G Bm A D
So break out the tissues: it's an orgy for one!
G Bm A D
I'm working out my issues in an orgy for one!
[Verse 2]
G A D
Margaret's cat was nauseous, Jean was way too shy,
Bm A D
Steve was not invited because he was a guy.
G A D
Claire was parasailing, Brooke said she was in space,
A
but it doesn't matter 'cuz I'm rounding second base, so...
[Pre-Chorus 2]
G A/G Gmaj7 A
Through (through) the night, my grasp (my grasp) is tight (OH!)
[Chorus 2]
D G A D
Beatin' so hard you'd think I was a drum,
G D A D A
I don't even care, it's an orgy for one!
Bm G A D
I'm here all alone and I'm tugging on my plums
G Bm A D
It's not just masturbation, it's an orgy for one
G Bm A D
It's a fucking celebration: it's an orgy for one!
Bb Cadd2 D
Or--- gy---- for one-----
Bb Cadd2 A
Or--- gy---- for one-----
[GUITAR SOLO]
D G A D
G D A D
Bm G A D
G Bm A D
G Bm A D
[Pre-Chorus 3]
G A/G Gmaj7 A/G
Six (six) -tynine (-tynine), without (without) the 'nine' (the 'nine')
G A/G Gmaj7 A
Pour (pour) the wine (the wine). I'm mine (I'm mine), all mine!
[Chorus 3]
D G A D
I'm batting a thousand and nailing everyone,
G D A D A
Thank you everybody at this orgy for one!
Bm G A D
These pillows are stacked to look vaguely like a butt
G Bm A D
You know I'm goin' for it: it's an orgy for one!
G Bm A D
My junk is getting sore and it's an orgy for one!
G Bm A
You know that I'll be scoring at the orgy... for
Bb Cadd2 D
One (Or--- gy---- for one-----)
Bb Cadd2 D
Or--- gy---- for one-----
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Ninsun Poli
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No Special...
No Te Va Gustar
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No Vacation