Biography:
Ninja Sex Party (often shortened to NSP) is an American musical comedy duo consisting of singer Dan Avidan and keyboardist Brian Wecht, created in 2009 in New York City and currently based in Los Angeles. They are also known as two thirds of the video game-based parody musical trio Starbomb together with frequent collaborator Arin Hanson, and as a part of the YouTube Let's Play webseries Game Grumps, also with Hanson.
The work of Ninja Sex Party typically consists of synthpop or rock-oriented humorous songs
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Other songs:
- 6969
- Cookies!
- Danny Don't You Know
- Everybody Wants To Rule The World
- Heart Boner
- If We Were Gay
- No Reason Boner
- Objects Of Desire
- Orgy For One
- Release The Kraken
- Africa
- Attitude City
- Best Friends Forever
- Cool Patrol
- Danny Dont You Know
- Dinosaur Laser Fight
- Dragon Slayer
- Eating Food In The Shower
- Everybody Shut Up I Have An Erection
- First Date
- Fyi I Wanna F Your A
- I Just Want To Dance
- Mansion Party
- Next To You
- Party Of Three
- Peppermint Creams
- Road Trip
- Smooth Talkin
- The Decision
- The Last Unicorn
- Three Minutes Of Ecstasy
- Why I Cry
Four years of hard work!This month of May we celebrated four years on the air. We continue working on the dissemination of this wonderful instrument, thank you for participating in our story!
[Transposing up +2 semitones (using the buttons on the left) makes for an easier key to play in, though these
are the chords from the original recording]
[OVERTURE]
Dm
(Somewhere deep in the slow, eternal depths of the heavens drifts a planet called simply "Earth"
And among the otherwise unremarkable population of this planet are two incredible heroes,
destined to save the future from itself)
A Dm G C
F/A Bb Cadd4 F/A Bb Cadd4 F/A Bb Cadd4 F/A Bb Cadd4
(Hey Ninja Brian, I made a time machine spaceship. You... wanna go on it?) (...) (Yeah okay, cool)
Gm F Csus4 C
Soaring through the galaxy, the stars and sky align
Gm F Eb Ebsus2
The speed of light's for pussies; we're going at the speed of Brian
Gm F Csus4 C
Flying towards the sexual peak of history and time
Db Ab Cb Gb F
(Computer, set a sexy course for the sexiest year)
F/A Bb Cadd4
Sixty-nine
F/A Bb Cadd4
Sixty-nine
F/A Bb Cadd4
(Sixty-nine) I've got my space suit
F/A Bb Cadd4
(Sixty-nine) And ninety pounds of space lube
Db Ebm/Db Ab/Db Db Ebm/Db Ab/Db
Crossing through into a fuckin' wormhole beyond the Milky Way
Eb/Db Db
That shit's far
Db Ebm/Db Ab/Db Db Dbsus4 Db
To a time of Earth so far into the future where everyone gets laid
Eb/Db Db
Twice as hard
D Em/D A/D D Em/D A/D
We're noble knights of honor on a fierce and sultry butt crusade
E/D D
Here we are
A Dm G C
Open the bay doors and
F/A Bb Cadd4
Let's live the dream
F/A Bb Cadd4
Give the world a double team
F/A Bb Cadd4 F/A Bb Cadd4
I bet it's a billion person orgy in an ocean of whipped cream
[SOLILOQUY]
Cm Gm F
(Wait, this place isn't sexy at all!
And this robot sign says human touch has been outlawed)
Eb Bb Ab
I can't believe my eyes, but it's a world without sex
Cm Gm F
Everyone here just wears full length pants and loose fitting turtlenecks
Eb F Gm Db Eb
Men and women wave to each other from a respectable distance
Eb F Gm Db Eb
Without the thrill of boning, what is life?
Eb F Gm Db
We must speak to the Council of Dick Elders...
[CONFRONTATION]
Gm Eb Bb F
...tonight (Excuse me, Dick Elders?)[What do you want?]
Gm Eb Bb F
I know it's most unusual to come before you so
Gm Eb Bb F
But the planet Earth sucks balls now that no one's allowed to bone
Gm Eb Bb F
We've come from the past to introduce you to ass [Wait! You're Ninja Sex Party! You will ruin our plans!]
Gm Eb7 Gm Eb7 Gm Eb7 Gm Eb7
Guards! Sound the alarms!
Gm Eb7 Gm Eb7
If people have sex, they'll break a thousand-year spell
Gm Eb7 Gm Eb7
There'll be a revolution and they'll think for themselves
Gm Eb7 Gm Eb7
We control this planet of unsatisfied wood
Gm Eb7 Gm Eb7
Why does being evil always feel so damn good?
A Dm G C
Fuck that bullshit
F/A Bb Cadd4
We'll make it right
F/A Bb Cadd4
Get ready for a sexy fight
F/A Bb Cadd4 F/A Bb Cadd4
My dick's the spark of hope and a revolution shall ignite
Gm F Csus4 C
(Tonight,) We're taking flight, we have to find a girl
Gm Eb7 Gm Eb7
[Shoot the fucking lasers! Shoot the fucking lasers at 'em!]
Gm F Eb Ebsus2
Show her what it means to love, and fix this broken world
Gm Eb7 Gm Eb7
[All the fuckin lasers! All the fuckin lasers at 'em!]
Gm F Csus4 C
A new sex king will rule; let the boner banners be unfurled
[DISCOVERY]
Db Ab Cb Gb F
(Ninja Brian, look at that girl with the sad eyes and the beautiful blonde hair. I'm immediately in love!)
F/A Bb Cadd4
(Sixty-nine) She spent a life all alone
F/A Bb Cadd4
(Sixty-nine) Wanna take her to the bone zone
F/A Bb Cadd4
(Sixty-nine) Make her feel the pleasure
F/A Bb Cadd4
(Sixty-nine) On a lonely treasure
Cm Gm F
Cm Gm F
I can't believe my eyes, but you're the girl of my dreams
Eb Bb Ab
Let's both tear all of our clothes off like two pants-hating wolverines
Cm Gm F
The love we make will save the Earth from this oppressive dick regime
Eb F Gm Db
(Whoa-oh-oh) We're having sex now
Eb F Gm N.C.
(Whoa-oh-oh) To change the world
Eb F Gm Db
(Whoa-oh-oh) You brought your friends now
Eb F Gm N.C.
(Whoa-oh-oh) Oh shit, they're girls!
[REVOLUTION]
Cm Gm F
I think it's obvious that people liked our sexy show
Eb Bb Ab
A multi-billion person orgy has broken out all across the globe
Cm Gm F
The human race, much like my junk, will now be free to grow (let's go!)
Eb F Gm Db
(Whoa-oh-oh) But what about the Elders?
Eb F Gm N.C.
(Whoa-oh-oh) We tore their world to shreds
Eb F Gm Db
(Whoa-oh-oh) Maybe they'll be cool with it
Eb F Gm
(Whoa-oh-oh) (Oh hey, Dick Elders! How's it goin'?)
N.C.
[You two are fucking...]
[ESCAPE]
Gm Eb Bb F
[...dead!] So much for that, it's time to put on pants
Gm Eb Bb F
And run away from their Death Army which is starting to advance
Gm Eb7 Gm Eb7
[Shoot the fucking lasers! Way more fucking lasers at 'em!]
Gm Eb Bb F
We can't die, we're way too young and there are so many girls to bone
Gm Eb7 Gm Eb7
[Shoot the fucking lasers! Way more fucking lasers at 'em!]
Gm Eb Bb F
But now we're cornered with our backs against the wall!
Gm
[(It's all over, Danny Sexbang! Your time has come!
But first, we're gonna take care of your ninja friend, here!)]
*slash* *screams*
A Dm G C
Goddamn, Brian
F/A Bb Cadd4
You killed them all
F/A Bb Cadd4
Now the empire will fall
F/A Bb Cadd4 F/A Bb Cadd4
I have to say in retrospect that was easier than I thought! (oh yeah!)
[FAREWELL]
Gm F Csus4 C
Our work here's done, the future is secure
Gm F Eb Ebsus2
But my girl and I have one last farewell slam just to be sure
Gm F Csus4 C
For underneath those rockin' boobs lies a heart that is so pure
Db Ab Cb Gb F
(Take care of this world for me, my darling, I will always love you)
F/A Bb Cadd4 F/A Bb Cadd4 F/A Bb Cadd4 F/A Bb Cadd4
(What is your name by the way? Kristen? Ah, a beautiful name
Until that glorious day when we meet again, Katie, farewell!)
F/A Bb Cadd4
Now let us fly
F/A Bb Cadd4
Into the night sky
F/A Bb Cadd4
And we'll raise a glass to ass
F/A Bb Cadd4
In a final goodbye
F/A Bb Cadd4 F/A Bb Cadd4
To sixty-nine, sixty-nine
F/A Bb Cadd4 F/A Bb Cadd4
Sixty-nine sixty-nine
F/A Bb Cadd4
(Sixty-nine) Let us be gone
F/A Bb Cadd4
(Sixty-nine) Our quest is life-long
F/A Bb Cadd4 F/A Bb Cadd4
(Sixty-nine) It's a sexy destiny so let's rock the fuck on
F/A Bb Cadd4 F/A Bb Cadd4
Sixty-nine, sixty-nine
G/F F
Fuck yeah
G/F F
Fuck yeah
Notes:
- I came up with these chords on keyboard so some of these chords probably suck for guitar.
- "F/A Bb Cadd4" can just be "F Bb C", though it won't sound as faithful to the source.
- For the chords in the "fuckin' wormhole" section, the bass notes can be ignored for simplicity.
- Yes, Cb and Gb are just B and F#. There's a hard-to-explain but good music theory reason for why it's
notated that way and it would physically pain me to see it written with B and F#. Trust me please?
are the chords from the original recording]
[OVERTURE]
Dm
(Somewhere deep in the slow, eternal depths of the heavens drifts a planet called simply "Earth"
And among the otherwise unremarkable population of this planet are two incredible heroes,
destined to save the future from itself)
A Dm G C
F/A Bb Cadd4 F/A Bb Cadd4 F/A Bb Cadd4 F/A Bb Cadd4
(Hey Ninja Brian, I made a time machine spaceship. You... wanna go on it?) (...) (Yeah okay, cool)
Gm F Csus4 C
Soaring through the galaxy, the stars and sky align
Gm F Eb Ebsus2
The speed of light's for pussies; we're going at the speed of Brian
Gm F Csus4 C
Flying towards the sexual peak of history and time
Db Ab Cb Gb F
(Computer, set a sexy course for the sexiest year)
F/A Bb Cadd4
Sixty-nine
F/A Bb Cadd4
Sixty-nine
F/A Bb Cadd4
(Sixty-nine) I've got my space suit
F/A Bb Cadd4
(Sixty-nine) And ninety pounds of space lube
Db Ebm/Db Ab/Db Db Ebm/Db Ab/Db
Crossing through into a fuckin' wormhole beyond the Milky Way
Eb/Db Db
That shit's far
Db Ebm/Db Ab/Db Db Dbsus4 Db
To a time of Earth so far into the future where everyone gets laid
Eb/Db Db
Twice as hard
D Em/D A/D D Em/D A/D
We're noble knights of honor on a fierce and sultry butt crusade
E/D D
Here we are
A Dm G C
Open the bay doors and
F/A Bb Cadd4
Let's live the dream
F/A Bb Cadd4
Give the world a double team
F/A Bb Cadd4 F/A Bb Cadd4
I bet it's a billion person orgy in an ocean of whipped cream
[SOLILOQUY]
Cm Gm F
(Wait, this place isn't sexy at all!
And this robot sign says human touch has been outlawed)
Eb Bb Ab
I can't believe my eyes, but it's a world without sex
Cm Gm F
Everyone here just wears full length pants and loose fitting turtlenecks
Eb F Gm Db Eb
Men and women wave to each other from a respectable distance
Eb F Gm Db Eb
Without the thrill of boning, what is life?
Eb F Gm Db
We must speak to the Council of Dick Elders...
[CONFRONTATION]
Gm Eb Bb F
...tonight (Excuse me, Dick Elders?)[What do you want?]
Gm Eb Bb F
I know it's most unusual to come before you so
Gm Eb Bb F
But the planet Earth sucks balls now that no one's allowed to bone
Gm Eb Bb F
We've come from the past to introduce you to ass [Wait! You're Ninja Sex Party! You will ruin our plans!]
Gm Eb7 Gm Eb7 Gm Eb7 Gm Eb7
Guards! Sound the alarms!
Gm Eb7 Gm Eb7
If people have sex, they'll break a thousand-year spell
Gm Eb7 Gm Eb7
There'll be a revolution and they'll think for themselves
Gm Eb7 Gm Eb7
We control this planet of unsatisfied wood
Gm Eb7 Gm Eb7
Why does being evil always feel so damn good?
A Dm G C
Fuck that bullshit
F/A Bb Cadd4
We'll make it right
F/A Bb Cadd4
Get ready for a sexy fight
F/A Bb Cadd4 F/A Bb Cadd4
My dick's the spark of hope and a revolution shall ignite
Gm F Csus4 C
(Tonight,) We're taking flight, we have to find a girl
Gm Eb7 Gm Eb7
[Shoot the fucking lasers! Shoot the fucking lasers at 'em!]
Gm F Eb Ebsus2
Show her what it means to love, and fix this broken world
Gm Eb7 Gm Eb7
[All the fuckin lasers! All the fuckin lasers at 'em!]
Gm F Csus4 C
A new sex king will rule; let the boner banners be unfurled
[DISCOVERY]
Db Ab Cb Gb F
(Ninja Brian, look at that girl with the sad eyes and the beautiful blonde hair. I'm immediately in love!)
F/A Bb Cadd4
(Sixty-nine) She spent a life all alone
F/A Bb Cadd4
(Sixty-nine) Wanna take her to the bone zone
F/A Bb Cadd4
(Sixty-nine) Make her feel the pleasure
F/A Bb Cadd4
(Sixty-nine) On a lonely treasure
Cm Gm F
Cm Gm F
I can't believe my eyes, but you're the girl of my dreams
Eb Bb Ab
Let's both tear all of our clothes off like two pants-hating wolverines
Cm Gm F
The love we make will save the Earth from this oppressive dick regime
Eb F Gm Db
(Whoa-oh-oh) We're having sex now
Eb F Gm N.C.
(Whoa-oh-oh) To change the world
Eb F Gm Db
(Whoa-oh-oh) You brought your friends now
Eb F Gm N.C.
(Whoa-oh-oh) Oh shit, they're girls!
[REVOLUTION]
Cm Gm F
I think it's obvious that people liked our sexy show
Eb Bb Ab
A multi-billion person orgy has broken out all across the globe
Cm Gm F
The human race, much like my junk, will now be free to grow (let's go!)
Eb F Gm Db
(Whoa-oh-oh) But what about the Elders?
Eb F Gm N.C.
(Whoa-oh-oh) We tore their world to shreds
Eb F Gm Db
(Whoa-oh-oh) Maybe they'll be cool with it
Eb F Gm
(Whoa-oh-oh) (Oh hey, Dick Elders! How's it goin'?)
N.C.
[You two are fucking...]
[ESCAPE]
Gm Eb Bb F
[...dead!] So much for that, it's time to put on pants
Gm Eb Bb F
And run away from their Death Army which is starting to advance
Gm Eb7 Gm Eb7
[Shoot the fucking lasers! Way more fucking lasers at 'em!]
Gm Eb Bb F
We can't die, we're way too young and there are so many girls to bone
Gm Eb7 Gm Eb7
[Shoot the fucking lasers! Way more fucking lasers at 'em!]
Gm Eb Bb F
But now we're cornered with our backs against the wall!
Gm
[(It's all over, Danny Sexbang! Your time has come!
But first, we're gonna take care of your ninja friend, here!)]
*slash* *screams*
A Dm G C
Goddamn, Brian
F/A Bb Cadd4
You killed them all
F/A Bb Cadd4
Now the empire will fall
F/A Bb Cadd4 F/A Bb Cadd4
I have to say in retrospect that was easier than I thought! (oh yeah!)
[FAREWELL]
Gm F Csus4 C
Our work here's done, the future is secure
Gm F Eb Ebsus2
But my girl and I have one last farewell slam just to be sure
Gm F Csus4 C
For underneath those rockin' boobs lies a heart that is so pure
Db Ab Cb Gb F
(Take care of this world for me, my darling, I will always love you)
F/A Bb Cadd4 F/A Bb Cadd4 F/A Bb Cadd4 F/A Bb Cadd4
(What is your name by the way? Kristen? Ah, a beautiful name
Until that glorious day when we meet again, Katie, farewell!)
F/A Bb Cadd4
Now let us fly
F/A Bb Cadd4
Into the night sky
F/A Bb Cadd4
And we'll raise a glass to ass
F/A Bb Cadd4
In a final goodbye
F/A Bb Cadd4 F/A Bb Cadd4
To sixty-nine, sixty-nine
F/A Bb Cadd4 F/A Bb Cadd4
Sixty-nine sixty-nine
F/A Bb Cadd4
(Sixty-nine) Let us be gone
F/A Bb Cadd4
(Sixty-nine) Our quest is life-long
F/A Bb Cadd4 F/A Bb Cadd4
(Sixty-nine) It's a sexy destiny so let's rock the fuck on
F/A Bb Cadd4 F/A Bb Cadd4
Sixty-nine, sixty-nine
G/F F
Fuck yeah
G/F F
Fuck yeah
Notes:
- I came up with these chords on keyboard so some of these chords probably suck for guitar.
- "F/A Bb Cadd4" can just be "F Bb C", though it won't sound as faithful to the source.
- For the chords in the "fuckin' wormhole" section, the bass notes can be ignored for simplicity.
- Yes, Cb and Gb are just B and F#. There's a hard-to-explain but good music theory reason for why it's
notated that way and it would physically pain me to see it written with B and F#. Trust me please?
Niños Mut (...)
Ninsun Poli
Nintendo
Nintendo 64
Nirvana
No Rome
No Special...
No Te Va Gustar
No Use For A Nam (...)
No Vacation