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Intro: A F#m
Bm
Your boyfriend, he
E
Went down on one knee
A
Well, could it be
F#m
He's only got one knee ?
Bm
I tried to surprise you
E
With Vodka - or Tizer
A
I can't quite quite remember
F#m
But you didn't thank me
D E
You didn't even thank me
Because you never do
A F#m (repeat)
Bm
Your boyfriend, he
E
Has the gift of the gab
A
Or, could it be
F#m
The gift of the grab ?
Bm
I tried to surprise you
E
I lay down beside you
A
And ... nothing much happened
F#m
And you didn't phone me
D E
You didn't even phone me
Because it's not your style
A F#m
Bm
Your boyfriend, he
E
Has displayed to me
A
More than just a
F#m
Real hint of cruelty
Bm
I tried to surprise you
E
I crept up behind you
A
With a homeless chihuahua
F#m
You "coo"-ed for an hour
D
You handed him back and said :
E A F#m A
"You'll never guess - I'm bored now"