Biography:
Monty Python is a comedy troupe of 4 Englishmen (John Cleese, Graham Chapman, Michael Palin, Eric Idle), 1 Welshman (Terry Jones) and 1 American (Terry Gilliam), best known for their legendary and influential sketch comedy show "Monty Python's Flying Circus" (which ran for four seasons from 1969 to 1974). The troupe also wrote and starred in the films "And Now for Something Completely Different" (1971), "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" (1975), "Monty Python's Life of Brian" (1979)
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Other songs:
- Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
- Brave Sir Robin
- Christmas In Heaven
- Finland
- Galaxy Song
- Lumberjack Song
- Penis Song
- Philosopher's Song
- The Meaning Of Life
- The Universe Song
- And Did Those Teeth
- Brians Song
- Decomposing Composers
- Eric The Half A Bee
- Every Sperm Is Sacred
- Galaxy Dna Song
- Henry Kissinger
- I Bet You They Wont Play This Song On The Radio
- I Like Chinese
- Im Not Dead Yet
- Im So Worried
- Knights Of The Round Table
- Medical Love Song
- Philosophers Song
- The Silly Walks Song
- The Song That Goes Like This
Four years of hard work!
This month of May we celebrated four years on the air. We continue working on the dissemination of this wonderful instrument, thank you for participating in our story!
This month of May we celebrated four years on the air. We continue working on the dissemination of this wonderful instrument, thank you for participating in our story!
...EVERY SPERM IS SACRED... by Monty Python
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*from 'Monty Python Sings' (1989)*
Intro:
A7 D
There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists,
G A7 D
There are Hindus, and Mormons, and then;
E7 A7
There are those that follow Mo-hammed, but;
E7 A7
I've never been one of them.
Verse 1:
A7 D
I'm a Roman Catholic,
A7 D
And I have been, since before I was born.
E7 A7
And the one thing they say about Catholics, is;
E7 A7
They'll take you, as soon as you're warm.
Verse 2:
A7 D
You don't have to be a six footer;
A7 D
You don't have to have a great brain.
E7 A7
You don't have to have any clothes on;
E7 A7
You're a Catholic the moment dad came, because...
Chorus 1:
G D7 G G7 C C/B Am7 D7
Every sperm is sa-cred, every sperm is great.
G G7 C Cm G D7 G G7
If a sperm is was-ted; God gets quite i-rate.
Chorus 2:
G D7 G G7 C C/B Am7 D7
Every sperm is sa-cred, every sperm is great.
G G7 C Cm G D7 G G7
If a sperm is was-ted; God gets quite i-rate.
Chorus 3:
G D7 G G7 C C/B Am7 D7
Let the heathen spill theirs, on the dusty ground.
G G7 C Cm G D7 G G7
God shall make them pay for, each sperm that can't be found.
Chorus 4:
G D7 G G7 C C/B Am7 D7
Every sperm is wan-ted, every sperm is good.
G G7 C Cm G D7 G G7
Every sperm is need-ed, in your neighbour-hood.
Chorus 5:
G D7 G G7 C C/B Am7 D7
Hindu, Taoist, Mor-mon; spill theirs just any-where.
G G7 C Cm G D7 G D7
But God loves those who treat their, semen with more care.
Chorus 6:
G D7 G G7 C C/B Am7 D7
Every sperm is sa-cred, every sperm is great.
G G7 C Cm A7 D7
If a sperm is was-ted; God gets quite i-rate.
Chorus 7:
G D7 G G7 C C/B Am7 D7
Every sperm is wan-ted, every sperm is good.
G G7 C Cm A7 D7
Every sperm is need-ed, in your neighbour-hood.
Chorus 8:
G D7 G G7 C C/B Am7 D7
Every sperm is use-ful, every sperm is fine.
G G7 C Cm G D7 G (n.C)
God needs every-bo-dy's; mine, and mine, and mine.
*KEY CHANGE*
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Interlude:
Eb Bb7 Eb Eb7, Ab G/Ab Fm7 Bb7
Eb Bb7, Ab Eb, Bb7 Eb (x2)
Chorus 9:
Eb Bb7 Eb Eb7 Ab G/Ab Fm7 Bb7
Let the Pagans spill theirs, o'er mountain hill and plain;
Eb Eb7 Ab Abm Eb Bb7 Eb
God shall strike them down for, each sperm that's spilt in vain.
Chorus 10:
Ab Eb7 Ab Ab7 Db C/Db Bbm7 Eb7
Every sperm is sa-cred, every sperm is good.
Ab Ab7 Db Dbm Bb7 Eb7
Every sperm is need-ed, in your neighbour-hood.
Chorus 11:
Ab Eb7 Ab Ab7 Db C/Db Bbm7 Eb7
Every sperm is sa-cred, every sperm is great.
Ab Ab7 Db Dbm Ab7 Eb7 (Ab)
If a sperm is was-ted; God gets quite i-rate...
Outro:
Ab Ab7 Db Dbm, Ab7 (n.C), Eb7 Ab
CHORD DIAGRAMS:
---------------
A7 D G E7 D7 G7 C C/B
EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE
x02223 xx0232 320003 020100 xx0212 323000 x32010 x20010
Am7 Cm Eb Bb7 Ab G/Ab Fm7 Eb7
EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE
x02013 x35543 x68886 686766 466544 366544 131111 x68686
Abm Ab7 Db C/Db Bbm7 Dbm
EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE
466444 464544 x46664 x36664 686666 x46654
Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2005 (clumsyband@hotmail.com)
---------------------------................
*from 'Monty Python Sings' (1989)*
Intro:
A7 D
There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists,
G A7 D
There are Hindus, and Mormons, and then;
E7 A7
There are those that follow Mo-hammed, but;
E7 A7
I've never been one of them.
Verse 1:
A7 D
I'm a Roman Catholic,
A7 D
And I have been, since before I was born.
E7 A7
And the one thing they say about Catholics, is;
E7 A7
They'll take you, as soon as you're warm.
Verse 2:
A7 D
You don't have to be a six footer;
A7 D
You don't have to have a great brain.
E7 A7
You don't have to have any clothes on;
E7 A7
You're a Catholic the moment dad came, because...
Chorus 1:
G D7 G G7 C C/B Am7 D7
Every sperm is sa-cred, every sperm is great.
G G7 C Cm G D7 G G7
If a sperm is was-ted; God gets quite i-rate.
Chorus 2:
G D7 G G7 C C/B Am7 D7
Every sperm is sa-cred, every sperm is great.
G G7 C Cm G D7 G G7
If a sperm is was-ted; God gets quite i-rate.
Chorus 3:
G D7 G G7 C C/B Am7 D7
Let the heathen spill theirs, on the dusty ground.
G G7 C Cm G D7 G G7
God shall make them pay for, each sperm that can't be found.
Chorus 4:
G D7 G G7 C C/B Am7 D7
Every sperm is wan-ted, every sperm is good.
G G7 C Cm G D7 G G7
Every sperm is need-ed, in your neighbour-hood.
Chorus 5:
G D7 G G7 C C/B Am7 D7
Hindu, Taoist, Mor-mon; spill theirs just any-where.
G G7 C Cm G D7 G D7
But God loves those who treat their, semen with more care.
Chorus 6:
G D7 G G7 C C/B Am7 D7
Every sperm is sa-cred, every sperm is great.
G G7 C Cm A7 D7
If a sperm is was-ted; God gets quite i-rate.
Chorus 7:
G D7 G G7 C C/B Am7 D7
Every sperm is wan-ted, every sperm is good.
G G7 C Cm A7 D7
Every sperm is need-ed, in your neighbour-hood.
Chorus 8:
G D7 G G7 C C/B Am7 D7
Every sperm is use-ful, every sperm is fine.
G G7 C Cm G D7 G (n.C)
God needs every-bo-dy's; mine, and mine, and mine.
*KEY CHANGE*
------------
Interlude:
Eb Bb7 Eb Eb7, Ab G/Ab Fm7 Bb7
Eb Bb7, Ab Eb, Bb7 Eb (x2)
Chorus 9:
Eb Bb7 Eb Eb7 Ab G/Ab Fm7 Bb7
Let the Pagans spill theirs, o'er mountain hill and plain;
Eb Eb7 Ab Abm Eb Bb7 Eb
God shall strike them down for, each sperm that's spilt in vain.
Chorus 10:
Ab Eb7 Ab Ab7 Db C/Db Bbm7 Eb7
Every sperm is sa-cred, every sperm is good.
Ab Ab7 Db Dbm Bb7 Eb7
Every sperm is need-ed, in your neighbour-hood.
Chorus 11:
Ab Eb7 Ab Ab7 Db C/Db Bbm7 Eb7
Every sperm is sa-cred, every sperm is great.
Ab Ab7 Db Dbm Ab7 Eb7 (Ab)
If a sperm is was-ted; God gets quite i-rate...
Outro:
Ab Ab7 Db Dbm, Ab7 (n.C), Eb7 Ab
CHORD DIAGRAMS:
---------------
A7 D G E7 D7 G7 C C/B
EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE
x02223 xx0232 320003 020100 xx0212 323000 x32010 x20010
Am7 Cm Eb Bb7 Ab G/Ab Fm7 Eb7
EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE
x02013 x35543 x68886 686766 466544 366544 131111 x68686
Abm Ab7 Db C/Db Bbm7 Dbm
EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE
466444 464544 x46664 x36664 686666 x46654
Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2005 (clumsyband@hotmail.com)
