Monty Python is a comedy troupe of 4 Englishmen (John Cleese, Graham Chapman, Michael Palin, Eric Idle), 1 Welshman (Terry Jones) and 1 American (Terry Gilliam), best known for their legendary and influential sketch comedy show "Monty Python's Flying Circus" (which ran for four seasons from 1969 to 1974). The troupe also wrote and starred in the films "And Now for Something Completely Different" (1971), "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" (1975), "Monty Python's Life of Brian" (1979)
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...EVERY SPERM IS SACRED... by Monty Python ---------------------------................
*from 'Monty Python Sings' (1989)*
Intro:
A7D There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists, GA7D There are Hindus, and Mormons, and then; E7A7 There are those that follow Mo-hammed, but; E7A7 I've never been one of them.
Verse 1:
A7D I'm a Roman Catholic, A7D And I have been, since before I was born. E7A7 And the one thing they say about Catholics, is; E7A7 They'll take you, as soon as you're warm.
Verse 2:
A7D You don't have to be a six footer; A7D You don't have to have a great brain. E7A7 You don't have to have any clothes on; E7A7 You're a Catholic the moment dad came, because...
Chorus 1:
GD7GG7CC/BAm7D7 Every sperm is sa-cred, every sperm is great. GG7CCmGD7GG7 If a sperm is was-ted; God gets quite i-rate.
Chorus 2:
GD7GG7CC/BAm7D7 Every sperm is sa-cred, every sperm is great. GG7CCmGD7GG7 If a sperm is was-ted; God gets quite i-rate.
Chorus 3:
GD7GG7CC/BAm7D7 Let the heathen spill theirs, on the dusty ground. GG7CCmGD7GG7 God shall make them pay for, each sperm that can't be found.
Chorus 4:
GD7GG7CC/BAm7D7 Every sperm is wan-ted, every sperm is good. GG7CCmGD7GG7 Every sperm is need-ed, in your neighbour-hood.
Chorus 5:
GD7GG7CC/BAm7D7 Hindu, Taoist, Mor-mon; spill theirs just any-where. GG7CCmGD7GD7 But God loves those who treat their, semen with more care.
Chorus 6:
GD7GG7CC/BAm7D7 Every sperm is sa-cred, every sperm is great. GG7CCmA7D7 If a sperm is was-ted; God gets quite i-rate.
Chorus 7:
GD7GG7CC/BAm7D7 Every sperm is wan-ted, every sperm is good. GG7CCmA7D7 Every sperm is need-ed, in your neighbour-hood.
Chorus 8:
GD7GG7CC/BAm7D7 Every sperm is use-ful, every sperm is fine. GG7CCmGD7G (n.C) God needs every-bo-dy's; mine, and mine, and mine.
*KEY CHANGE* ------------
Interlude:
EbBb7EbEb7, AbG/AbFm7Bb7 EbBb7, AbEb, Bb7Eb (x2)
Chorus 9:
EbBb7EbEb7AbG/AbFm7Bb7 Let the Pagans spill theirs, o'er mountain hill and plain; EbEb7AbAbmEbBb7Eb God shall strike them down for, each sperm that's spilt in vain.
Chorus 10:
AbEb7AbAb7DbC/DbBbm7Eb7 Every sperm is sa-cred, every sperm is good. AbAb7DbDbmBb7Eb7 Every sperm is need-ed, in your neighbour-hood.
Chorus 11:
AbEb7AbAb7DbC/DbBbm7Eb7 Every sperm is sa-cred, every sperm is great. AbAb7DbDbmAb7Eb7 (Ab) If a sperm is was-ted; God gets quite i-rate...