YouTube Reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ai4pGsOHKsI
[Intro]
F
And so we face election day
C
And each leader takes their stand
F
The question is to vote which way
C G
The future's in our hands
F
We may ponder all their policies
C
Before we hit the booth
F
Trace through each party's histories
C G
Discern the living truth
Am
Who should we write as number one?
Em
Which candidate should lose?
F
There's only one clear answer
D G
When it comes time to chooooooose...
[Verse]
G C
They're all fucked, they're all fucked
F C
Every single one is fucked
Am
There's nobody to vote for
D G
Cos they're all just fucked
F C
One's a ranga born in Wales
G C
One's a backwards sexist male
Am
And you'd never vote for Greens
D G
Cos all they do is fondle whales
F G C
Let's face it, every candidate is fuuucked..
[Verse 2]
C
You've no voice, there's no choice
F C
Every single one is fucked
Am
Ignore Anthony Green statistics
D G
everyone is fucked
F C
One will stab you in the back
G C
One's a bible bashing hack
Am D G
You might just wipe that fucking ballot on your crack
F G C
Let's face it, every candidate is fuuuucked
[Verse 3]
D
The majors suck, the minors suck
G D
every single one is fucked
Bm
The future's fucked
The world's fucked
E A
All of us are fucked
G D
I don't want to fuck your hope
A D
But reach for a fucking rope
Bm
You're probably even more fucked
E A
Than those refugees on boats
G A D
Let's face it every candidate is fucked
[Outro]
A D
This one's fucked, and this one's fucked
A D
And this one's fucked, and this one's fucked
A D
And this one's fucked, and this one's fucked
A D
And this one's fucked, and this one's fucked
A D
This one's fucked, and this one's fucked
A D
And this one's fucked, and this one's fucked
A D
And this one's fucked, and this one's fucked
A D
And this one's fucked, and this one's fucked
N.C.
Hold on, I'm not anymore
Yes you are!
G A
Every Single Candidate Is...
D A# D
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked