[Verse 1]
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Santa Christ, Santa Christ,
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We all love Santa Christ!
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He is Santa and Jesus;
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Goddamn, he's Santa Christ.
[Verse 2]
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He atoned for all our sins,
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But he also likes pancakes.
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He saved puppies from a fire,
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And he also likes pancakes.
[Verse 3]
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He played bass for Aerosmith,
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Reads to sick orphans, too.
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He goes surfing in space,
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And makes really good fondue.
[Verse 4]
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He shoots lasers from his eyes
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And heals curtains for free.
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He fights monsters for fun,
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And hangs out with Mr. T.
[Verse 5]
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Santa Christ, Santa Christ,
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Santa Christ, Santa Christ,
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You are the best,
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And we love you, Santa Christ!