I figured these out in a hurry and by ear so they may not be entirely accurate.
[Intro]
C Cm Fm
C Fm
Look away, look away
C Fm
Look away, look away
Cm G
This show will wreck your evening, your whole life and your day
Cm G
Every single episode is nothing but dismay
Cm
So look away
G Cm
Look away, look away
[Bridge lyrics change each episode]
E Gbm
Three children lose their home and go to live with someone awful
E Gbm
He tries to steal their fortune with a plot that's not quite lawful
E Gbm
It's hard to fathom how the orphans managed to live through it
E C#
But how a decent person like yourself would even want to view it
Gbm C#
Just look away, look away
Gbm C#
There's nothing but horror and inconvenience on the way
Bm C#
Ask any stable person, "Should I watch?" and they will say
Gbm
Look away
C# Gbm
Look away, look away
C# Gbm
Look away, look away
C# Gbm
Look away, look away
C# Gbm
Look away, look away