The Snow Miser and Heat Miser Song are originally from the 1974 Stop-Motion Rankin/Bass Productions
Christmas TV special, "The Year without a Santa Claus"
In the 1974 original, the Snow Miser Song is played first followed by The Heat Miser Song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBkLynLGcoA – full special
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SGlPnA_iCk – just the songs
The song was reprised in the 2006 live-action remake: "The Year without a Santa Claus".
In this version the order of the verses was reversed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eddzfHS4VyQ
The song was reprised again during the 2008 Stop Motion spinoff TV special
"A Miser Brothers' Christmas" with a slightly different lyric order.
In the 2008 reprise the lyrics are mixed together into one song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3e1SQmt9WtQ
The 1974 and 2008 versions are below. You can find the horrible 2006 version on UG by searching on
"Heat Miser and Snow miser".
Chords EADGBe
C x32010
G 320003
Em 022000
E7 020100
A7 x02020
B7 x21202
C7 x32310
No Capo
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---ORIGINAL 1974 VERSION---
--[SNOW MISER SONG]--
[VERSE]
G C
I'm Mister White Christmas
G Em
I'm Mister Snow
G E7
I'm Mister Icicle
A7 D7
I'm Mister Ten Below
[CHORUS]
B7 Em
Friends call me Snow Miser,
B7 Em
Whatever I touch
Em G A7
Turns to snow in my clutch
A7 G
I'm too much!
[VERSE]
G C
He's Mister White Christmas
G Em
He's Mister Snow
G E7
He's Mister Icicle
A7 D7
He's Mister Ten Below
[CHORUS]
B7 Em
Friends call me Snow Miser,
B7 Em
Whatever I touch
Em G A7
Turns to snow in my clutch
A7 G
He's too much!
[BRIDGE]
C7
I never want to know a day
G
That's over forty degrees
C7
I'd rather have it thirty,
A7 D7
Twenty, then Five, then let it freeze!
[VERSE]
G C
He's Mister White Christmas
G Em
He's Mister Snow
G E7
He's Mister Icicle
A7 D7
He's Mister Ten Below
[CHORUS]
B7 Em
Friends call me Snow Miser,
B7 Em
What ever I touch
Em G A7
Turns to snow in my clutch,
D7 G
Too much!
D7 G
Too Much!
--[HEAT MISER SONG]--
[VERSE]
G C
I'm Mister Green Christmas
G Em
I'm Mister Sun
G E7
I'm Mister Heat Blister
A7 D7
I'm Mister Hundred and One
[CHORUS]
B7 Em
They call me Heat Miser,
B7 Em
Whatever I touch
Em G A7
Starts to melt in my clutch
A7 G
I'm too much!
[VERSE]
G C
He's Mister Green Christmas
G Em
He's Mister Sun
G E7
He's Mister Heat Blister
A7 D7
He's Mister Hundred and One
[CHORUS]
B7 Em
They call me Heat Miser,
B7 Em
Whatever I touch
Em G A7
Starts to melt in my clutch
A7 G
He's too much!
[BRIDGE]
C7
I never want to know a day
G
That's under sixty degrees
C7
I'd rather have it eighty,
A7 D7
Ninety, one hundred's a breeze!
[VERSE]
G C
He's Mister Green Christmas
G Em
He's Mister Sun
G E7
He's Mister Heat Blister
A7 D7
He's Mister Hundred and One
[CHORUS]
B7 Em
They call me Heat Miser,
B7 Em
Whatever I touch
Em G A7
Starts to melt in my clutch
D7 G
I'm too much!
D7 G
Too Much!
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---2008 VERSION---
[VERSE]
G C
I'm Mister White Christmas
G Em
I'm Mister Snow
G E7
I'm Mister Icicle
A7 D7
I'm Mister Ten Below
[CHORUS]
B7 Em
Friends call me Snow Miser,
B7 Em
What ever I touch
Em G A7
Turns to snow in my clutch
A7 G
I'm too much!
[VERSE]
G C
I'm Mister Green Christmas
G Em
I'm Mister Sun
G E7
I'm Mister Heat Blister
A7 D7
I'm Mister Hundred and One
[CHORUS]
B7 Em
They call me Heat Miser,
B7 Em
What ever I touch
Em G A7
Starts to melt in my clutch
A7 G
I'm too much!
[VERSE]
G C
He's Mister White Christmas
G Em
He's Mister Snow
G E7
He's Mister Icicle
A7 D7
He's Mister Ten Below
[CHORUS]
B7 Em
Friends call me Snow Miser,
B7 Em
What ever I touch
Em G A7
Turns to snow in my clutch
A7 G
He's too much!
[BRIDGE]
C7
I never want to know a day
G
That's over forty degrees
C7
I'd rather have it thirty,
A7 D7
Twenty, then Five, then let it freeze!
[VERSE]
G C
He's Mister Green Christmas
G Em
He's Mister Sun
G E7
He's Mister Heat Blister
A7 D7
He's Mister Hundred and One
[CHORUS]
B7 Em
They call me Heat Miser,
B7 Em
What ever I touch
Em G A7
Starts to melt in my clutch
A7 G
He's too much!
[BRIDGE]
C7
I never want to know a day
G
That's under sixty degrees
C7
I'd rather have it eighty,
A7 D7
Ninety, one hundred degrees!
[VERSE]
G C
He's Mister White Christmas
G Em
He's Mister Sun
G E7
He's Mister Icicle
A7 D7
He's Mister Hundred and One
[CHORUS]
B7 Em
Friends call me Snow Miser,
B7 Em
What ever I touch
Em G A7
Turns to snow in my clutch
Starts to melt in my clutch
A7 G
He's too much!
D7 G
Too Much!