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You think I'm a weirdo, but look out your window.
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It's my decision to make the world my vision.
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When I walk down the street, everything looks quite sweet.
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I think I might pass on eating from this guy's grass.
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Aren't you scared of the germs? This is how you get worms!
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Anything can be food if you're in the right mood.
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'Cause I am free!
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It's the key, doesn't matter what people think of me.
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I pick things up from the ground, keep everything that I found.
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What will you do with this trash?
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It's gonna give you a rash!
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I offer it to my friends, so they can see life through my lens.
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La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
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My laugh is not gracious, but it is contagious.
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It's important to share all the joy you have spare.
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'Cause I am free!
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It's the key, doesn't matter what people think of me.
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So I brush my teeth with goo, I drink my soup from my shoe,
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I keep mayo in my pocket, turn a snake into a puppet,
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Toot to a solo flute, I like to sing in the nude,
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But only at the shopping center, the acoustics are much better,
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Plant a sausage in the ground, so that a new pig comes around--
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'Cause I am free!
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It's the key, doesn't matter what people think of me.