Song: Squidbillies Theme
Performed by: George Jones
[Verse 1]
G C
she run off and took our only chicken
G D
when I broke jail the house was burnt and bare
G C
the Japs moved the plant back to Osaka(-ey)
G D C
some days life just doesn't seem that fair
G
I don't even care
I don't give a damn
[Chorus]
C G
Crystal, hotter than a two dollar pistol
D
I'm fixin’ to start bluffin’ you today
C Em
Crystal, girl you hear that whistle
C D
it's the sound of the wind blowing through that bullet hole in your skull that I just made
[Verse 2]
G Am7 C
my dreams are all dead and buried
G D
sometimes I wish the sun would just explode
G Am7 C
when god comes and calls me to his kingdom
G D C
I'll take all you sons of bitches when I go
G
let her blow
let her blow