[Verse]
G# C#
String up the lights, and light up the tree
A#m D#
We're gonna make some revelry
G# C#
Spirits are high, so I can tell
D# G#
It's Christmas time in Hell
[Verse]
G# C#
Demons are nicer as you pass them by
A#m D#
There's lots of demon toys to buy
G# C#
The snow is falling and all is well
D# G#
It's Christmas time in Hell
[Bridge]
B C#
There goes Jeffrey Dahmer
E B
With a festive Christmas ham
B C#
After he has sex with it
E B
He'll eat up all he can
C# D#
And there goes John F. Kennedy
F# C#
Carolling with his son
C# D#
Reunited for the holidays
G#
God bless us, everyone
[Verse]
G# C#
Everybody has a happy glow
A#m D#
Let's dance in blood and pretend it's snow
G# C#
Even Mao Tse Tung is under the spell
D# G#
It's Christmas time in Hell
[Verse]
G# C#
God cast me down from Heaven's door
A#m D#
To rule in Hell forever more
G# C#
But now I'm kinda glad that I fell
D# G#
Cause it's Christmas time in Hell
[Verse]
G# C#
Here's a rack to hang the stockings on
A#m D#
We still have to shop for Genghis Khan
G# C#
Michael Landon's hair looks swell
D# G#
It's Christmas time in Hell
[Bridge]
B C#
There's Princess Diana
E B
Holding burning mistletoe
B C#
Over poor Gene Siskel's head
E B
Just watch his weenie grow
C# D#
For one day we all stop burning
F# C#
And the flames are not so thick
C# D#
All the screaming and the torture stops
G#
As we wait for old Saint Nick
[Verse]
G# C#
So string up the lights and light up the tree
A#m D#
We're damned for all eternity
G# C#
But for just one day, all is well
D# G#
It's Christmas time in Hell
[Verse]
G# C#
Get a toast together and make it quick
A#m D#
We've gotta make room for Andy Dick
G# C# D# Fm
Wake his mother and ring the bell
G# C#
It's Christmas time
A#m D# G#
It's Christmas time in Hell