*= single strum
D A
I have a dream, I'm here to tell
Em Bm
About a wonderful fantastic new hotel!
G D G D
It's one of a kind, right here in Hell
E A
Catering to a specific clientele! (Ooooh)
D A
Inside of every demon is a rainbow!
Em Bm
Inside every sinner is a shiny smile!
G D G D
Inside of every creepy hatchet-wielding maniac
E A
Is a jolly, happy, cupcake-loving child!
G D
We can turn around!
G D
They'll be heaven bound!
E
With just a little time
A G
Down at the Happy Hotel!
D
So, all you junkies, freaks and weirdos
A
Creepers, fuck-ups, crooks and zeroes
Em
And the fallen superheroes
Bm* Bm* Bm*
Help is here!
D
All of you cretins, sluts and losers
A
Sexual deviants and boozers
Em
And prescription drug abusers
Bm* Bm* Bm*
Need not fear!
G D
While in our care
G D
We'll cure your sin
G D
We'll make you well
G D
You'll feel so swell!
E A
Right here in Hell
G
At the Happy Hotel!
D A
There'll be no more fire, and no more screams
Em Bm
Just puppy dog kisses, and cotton candy dreams
G D
And puffy-wuffy clouds!
G D
You're gonna be like, wow!
E A B
Once you check in with meeeeee~
E
So, all your cartoon porn addictions
B
Vegan rants, psychic predictions
F#m
Ancient Roman crucifictions
C#m* C#m* C#m*
End right here!
E
All you monsters, thieves and crazies
B
Cannibals and crying babies
F#m
Frothing mouth is full of rabies
C#m* C#m* C#m*
Filled with cheer!
A E
You'll be complete!
A E
It'll be so neat!
A E
Our service can't be beat!
A E
You'll be on easy street, yes!
F# B
Life, will be sweet
A E*
At the Happy Hotel!