[Bob spoken]
Cm, Bb
Everythings going to be ok,
F, G
Everythings going to be ok.
[sung]
Cm Bb
Bad stuff happens in the bathroom
F G
I’m just glad that it happens in a vacuum
Cm Bb
Can’t let them see me with my pants down
F G
Coasters magazine is going to be my big chance now
[Chorus]
C F
But I’ll be out of here in no time
Dm G
I’ll be doing interviews and feeling just fine
C F
Today is going to be a great day
Dm G
I’ll do Coasters magazine and blow everyone away--
[Louise]
Cm Bb
Let’s be clear, I did
F G
absolutely nothing wrong, I’m not to blame, it’s not my fault
Cm Bb
This is just to say, if
F G
Gene had pooped like everyday, this would have all just flown away
[Chorus]
C F
But he’ll be outta there in no time
Dm G
No one’s going to blame me and I’ll be doing just fine
C F
Today is going to be a great day
Dm G
If Teddy can’t unstick my dad, I’ll find another way
(interlude)
Cm (repeat)
[Bob and Louise]
Cm Bb
Bad stuff happens in the bathroom
Let’s be clear,I did
F G
I’m just glad that it happens in a vacuum
Absolutely nothing wrong, I’m not to blame, it’s not my fault
Cm Bb
Can’t let them see me with my pants down
This is just to say, if
F G
Coasters magazine is going to be my big chance now
Gene had pooped like everyday, this would have all just flown away
[Chorus]
C F
But I’ll be out of here in no time
But he’ll be outta there in no time
Dm G
I’ll be doing interviews and feeling just fine
No one’s going to blame me and I’ll be doing just fine
C F
Today is going to be a great day
Today is going to be a great day
Dm G C
I’ll do Coasters magazine and blow everyone away--
If Teddy can’t unstick my dad, I’ll find another way