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Apples And Pears Productions

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Four years of hard work!

This month of May we celebrated four years on the air. We continue working on the dissemination of this wonderful instrument, thank you for participating in our story!

[Intro]
E E A B

[Verse]
E A
I used to be a simple, old, country nigger,
E B
until the yellow evening I met Mr. Higger.
E A
He was Asian and very, very bright,
E B
Mr. Higgie used to eat his rice all night.

[Verse]
E F#
Mr. Higger cracked whips in the desolate east,
Asus A
where he loved to fight many evil beasts.
E F#
He said white fellers used to call his people zips,
Bsus4 B
So he joined a gang called the nigger crips.

[Chorus]
E F#
Hello Mr. Higger, from where do you come?
A E
If it ain't too much trouble, can you stick it up my bum?
A F#
Hey Mr. Higgie, your cock is very biggie.
Bsus4 B
And I think you know where, to stick your thingy.

[Verse]
E A
We are homo in the grand, old west,
E B
Mr. Higger and I have passionate sex.
E A
It's extremely dirty out in the fields,
E B
But it's worth it to have some certain feels.

[Verse]
E F#
Now we want to dance to some disco,
Asus A
so we're moving west to San Francisco.
E F#
We're going to have each other's company,
Bsus4 B
While my dick is hard and super uppity.

[Chorus]
E F#
Hello Mr. Higger, from where do you come?
A E
If it ain't too much trouble, can you stick it up my bum?
A F#
Hey Mr. Higgie, your cock is very biggie.
Bsus4 B
And I think you know where, to stick your thingy.

[Bridge]
F# B
I thought Mr. Higger was a nice guy,
F# C#
Until I got aids in my eyes.
F# B
I thought Mr. Higger was a nice guy,
F# C#
Until I went blind from his slime.

[Chorus]
E F#
Hello Mr. Higger, from where do you come?
A F#
If it ain't too much trouble, can you stick it up my bum?
A F#
Hey Mr. Higgie, your cock is very biggie.
Bsus4 B
And I think you know where, to stick your thingy.

[Outro]
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