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Alfreds Playhouse Theme

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Four years of hard work!

This month of May we celebrated four years on the air. We continue working on the dissemination of this wonderful instrument, thank you for participating in our story!

[VERSE 1]

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Get out of bed
C
But don't wonder how the blood got there (Good morning)
F
If Steve Martin violated you in your sleep again
F
You will not care
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'Cause there's a place you can escape to mentally
C
Where only silliness is making forced entry
F G
For the purpose of self-preservation
C
Here at Alfred's Playhouse!

[VERSE 2]

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It's a fantasy world of fun where reality's distorted
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Where a manchild goes to forget he was unsuccessfully aborted (It's kind of like liquor)
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Your perception is changed like magic
C
So you can flee when the real world causes havoc
F G
It's wacky denial!!
G C
Here at Alfred's Playhouse!

[BRIDGE]

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Stalin's signing death lists
G
The Eggburt's taking meth hits and
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Gumby and a horse are lying somewhere
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The Wisdom Jar's on acid
G C
The frozen peas have all gone rancid, so we'll probably need to buy some more peas
F
Beria's got his truncheon
G
ELECTRIC CORDS FOR OUR LUNCHEON!!
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Dishwasher discusses Marx over Cocktails
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Burnt Child and Torso who are with
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Chewy try and force you to
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Rent us The Sound of Music
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No, I don't want to
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Rent us The Sound of Music
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No, I don't want to

[VERSE 3]

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The friends in your playhouse will always love and be around you
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They won't leave you at Goodwill or when you're in the tub, try and drown you
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You don't have to feel that guy's sticky stuff in your hair
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Just clap your heels 3 times, and you're away from there
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So forget about the humiliation and shame
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Your innocence is not being snatched from you
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Because you're here putting tape on your face and trying on silly hats
C
AT ALFRED'S PLAYHOUSE!!!!!!!!!